The Colbert Report
Intro - 2/26/07
Season 3 • 02/26/2007
Tom Vilsack drops out of the presidential race. In other news, Tom Vilsack was running for president.
The Colbert ReportS3 The 365 Most Influential Cultural Figures of 2007 - Candice Bergen
Stephen is so keyed up for his being prayed for next week, he just can't stop thinking about it -- so he asks Candice Bergen what her prayer day was like.
The Colbert ReportS3 Shashi Tharoor
Shashi Tharoor explains that the UN consists of more than a bunch of blue-helmeted refugee-huggers.
The Colbert ReportS3 Better Know a District - Arkansas' 2nd - Vic Snyder
Representative Vic Snyder refuses to donate some of his mustache hairs to help cure little children of their diseases.
The Colbert ReportS3 Helen Thomas's Chair
There's going to be a new chair in the front row of the White House press room, and Fox and Friends wants it -- and Helen Thomas's too.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 2/15/07
Stephen explores the power of prayer, Arkansas's 2nd district, and why former undersecretary of the UN Shashi Tharoor will have to start paying his parking tickets.
The Colbert ReportS3 The 365 Most Influential Cultural Figures of 2007 - J.J. Abrams
Stephen makes Mastermedia International's list of the 365 most influential cultural figures its members can pray for each day.
The Colbert ReportS3 Zev Chafets
Stephen and author Zev Chafets get to the bottom of which of the two of them is the most Jewish.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - The Stupidest Person in the World
It's Monday night, and that means one thing -- it's time for The Stupidest Person in the World.
The Colbert ReportS3 Stephen's Sound Advice - Avoiding Humiliation on the Campaign Trail
With more people running for president than ever before, it's never been easier to lose.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Success
The Bush administration views Tony Blair's removal of British troops from Iraq as a sign of the war's success.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 2/26/07
The British announce plans to cut and run, Tom Vilsack drops out of the presidential race, and Zev Chafets angles for a Christmas present.
The Colbert ReportS3 Craig Venter
Stephen asks Dr. Craig Venter to sequence Stephen's genetic code in exchange for the free advertising Venter's getting by being on the show.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 2/27/07
Stephen questions whether assault rifles be used for hunting, Steagle Colbeagle the eagle receives an honor, and guest Dr. Craig Venter discusses genetic engineering.
The Colbert ReportS3 Dead to Me - Raptors
Steagle Colbeagle is twice the mascot the Toronto Raptor will ever be.
The Colbert ReportS3 Tip/Wag - Bilk
Bilk (a combo of milk and beer) is the most blatant example of marketing alcohol to children since St. Pauli baby.
The Colbert ReportS3 Gore's Garbage
When Hannity and Colmes couldn't get Al Gore on their show to answer charges of excessive energy consumption, they attacked the next logical person: Daryl Hannah.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Recoil
Jim Zumbo is making distinctions among guns based on their appearance -- that's called discrimination.
The Colbert ReportS3 Nina Jablonski
Stephen walks anthropologist Nina Jablonski through his skin care regimen.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 2/28/07
Anthropologist Nina Jablonski stops by to talk about skin, and attend Stephen's $10,000 a plate dinner to find out if it's getting too expensive to run for President.
The Colbert ReportS3 Obama vs. Colbert
"The Audacity of Hope" isn't quite as powerful as the Audacity of Stephen.
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