The Colbert Report
Government Shutdown Day Three
Season 10 • 10/03/2013
Congressional leaders from both sides agree on making no progress, which is itself progress.
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The EPA loses most of its workforce, and the National Zoo's Panda Cam goes dark.
Adorable Care Act & Generation OpportunityThe Colbert ReportS10
The White House manipulates young people with cute animal photos, and the Koch brothers fund an anti-Obamacare group for college kids.
1995 Shutdown Survival BunkerThe Colbert ReportS10
To heal a divided nation, Stephen digs deep into his 17-year-old survival kit, and Sarah Palin describes the government shutdown as a "pin prick."
Sign Off - Shutdown Survival BunkerThe Colbert ReportS10
Stephen lunges toward safety.
Intro - 10/2/13The Colbert ReportS10
Stephen figures out how to reboot the government, Fox News pundits talk to God, and "Hardball" host Chris Matthews stops by The Report.
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"Tip and the Gipper" author Chris Matthews discusses the government shutdown, Ronald Reagan's leadership style and the Geneva Summit.
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The Washington Post's David Finkel shares his book about the mental wounds of veterans, "Thank You for Your Service."
The 2013 Government Shutdown Wedding of the Century Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS10
The government ruins 24 weddings scheduled at national monuments, so Stephen makes one couple's dream come true.
Sign Off - Audra McDonald's AvailabilityThe Colbert ReportS10
The government shutdown puts Audra McDonald out of work.
Government Shutdown Day ThreeThe Colbert ReportS10
Barack Obama refuses to negotiate with Republicans, and GOP Rep. Marlin Stutzman admits that he doesn't know what the GOP wants.
McCutcheon v. FEC - Emily BazelonThe Colbert ReportS10
Slate's Emily Bazelon explains how unrestricted campaign donations could result in corruption and inequality.
Sign Off - "Not a Game" GameThe Colbert ReportS10
Stephen learns how to play the government shutdown board game.
Government Shutdown's One-Week AnniversaryThe Colbert ReportS10
President Obama refuses to negotiate with some very flexible Republicans, and political leaders insist that the shutdown is "not some damn game."
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Skipper James Spithill discusses yacht racing technology, the America's Cup and Larry Ellison's ocean of cash.
Bond v. United StatesThe Colbert ReportS10
Lawyers argue that the conviction of a woman who spread lethal chemicals on her friend's property is unconstitutional.
Banksy's New York Reign of TerrorThe Colbert ReportS10
Elusive British graffiti artist Banksy launches a series of works in New York City.
Debt Ceiling DeadlineThe Colbert ReportS10
Without a debt limit deal, Congress risks triggering "economic Armageddon."
Sign Off - "TJ & Dave"The Colbert ReportS10
Stephen endorses the best improv performers in the world.
Intro - 10/8/13The Colbert ReportS10
Marijuana legalization is here to stay, children reexamine Frosty the Snowman's old silk hat, and Paul Giamatti stars in a film about John F. Kennedy's assassination.
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