The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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Season 9 • 08/03/2004

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Moment of Zen - Turning the Corner

President George W. Bush says "we are turning the corner" multiple times during multiple speeches.
08/02/2004
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Maritime Salvage Update - U-Boat 215

A German U-boat is discovered off of the coast of Nova Scotia, and a shipwreck full of champagne bottles is found in the English Channel.
08/02/2004
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Tropical Repression

Samantha Bee interviews a "homonausic" pool player who is running for the Florida House of Representatives on an anti-gay platform.
08/02/2004
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Henry Bonilla

Republican Congressman Henry Bonilla explains the Republican's rapid response team and Jon tries to figure out what he is talking about.
08/02/2004
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Indecision 2004 - Turning the Corner

President George W. Bush tours the country giving speeches and reminds America that we are "turning the corner."
08/02/2004
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Headlines - Terror Warning

Tom Ridge scares the crap out of Americans by raising the terrorist threat level to orange, erasing from memory the Democratic National Convention.
08/02/2004
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Being Tom Brokaw

Jon Stewart is privileged to be one of the last journalists to interview Tom Brokaw. Ever.
08/03/2004
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Moment of Zen - Bush Offensive

White House Communications Director Dan Bartlett emphasizes Bush's offensive strategy in the War on Terror.
08/03/2004
03:25

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Colbert Rocks The DNC!

Stephen Colbert takes to the convention floor on the night of John Kerry's acceptance speech to get down.
08/03/2004
05:29

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Spike Lee

Jon and Spike Lee talk about pre-Giuliani New York and the Democratic National Convention.
08/03/2004
03:58

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Hire Intelligence

Having the guy who oversees all the intelligence agencies in the loop is exactly what the terrorists would expect.
08/03/2004
05:19

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Aaron Eckhart

Jon Stewart gives away secret details about Aaron Eckhart's new movie.
08/04/2004
03:04

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Loyalty Oath

President Bush's recent speech was a nightmarish Orwellian dystopia of forced conformity and it has Senior Political Analyst Ed Helms' complete and unreserved endorsement.
08/04/2004
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Moment of Zen - Herby Endorse

Another look at the George W. Bush and Dick Cheney misspelled loyalty oath.
08/04/2004
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Three Banks And A Little Robbery

John Kerry and George W. Bush are working to put America's bank robbers back to work.
08/04/2004
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Crude Intentions

It is shocking that oil, a product with a finite supply, gets more expensive the more we use it.
08/04/2004
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The Colbert Report Sneak Preview

Stephen Colbert gives viewers a truth injection on his new show, The Colbert Report.
08/04/2004
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August

Even though August doesn't have any major holidays, Samantha Bee shows us that there's still plenty to celebrate.
08/04/2004
03:52

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New York State of Grind

Sex clubs across New York City are bringing in extra workers to handle the increase in business expected as a result of the Republican National Convention.
08/05/2004
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Moment of Zen - Sand Worm

A worm dances in sand.
08/05/2004
01:20

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Summer of the Tiger

An escaped tiger in Queens signals the beginning of the Summer of the Tiger.
08/05/2004
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