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Sign Off - Tic-Tac-Toe With Austan Goolsbee

Season 6 • 10/13/2010

Austan Goolsbee beats Stephen at Tic-Tac-Toe.

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The Colbert ReportS6
101-Year-Old Woman Becomes a U.S. Citizen

Eulalia Garcia Maturey proves that, if you follow the rules, there is a legal path to citizenship, and it takes less than 102 years.
10/12/2010
04:05

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Merch to Keep Fear Alive

Stephen announces official March to Keep Fear merchandise and forgets to apply for a permit.
10/12/2010
00:28

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Intro - 10/12/10

Schools find a new way to raise money with marketable organs, and M. Night Shyamalan isn't really here.
10/12/2010
07:13

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Brendan Steinhauser

Brendan Steinhauser believes that the Tea Party movement is winning because it's staying on the message of reducing national debt.
10/12/2010
00:05

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Sign Off - Apple Filled With Razor Blades

Stephen thinks about biting into an apple filled with razor blades.
10/12/2010
03:34

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Tax Shelter Skelter

The upcoming expiration of the Bush tax cuts force the super rich to go to boot camp to bond with their like-minded friends.
10/13/2010
00:32

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Intro - 10/13/10

It's not fair to tax rich people until you've driven a mile in their limousine, and Austan Goolsbee gives Obama economic advice.
10/13/2010
07:17

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Austan Goolsbee

Austan Goolsbee says that extending the Bush tax cuts for the wealthy won't pull the American economy out of recession.
10/13/2010
05:08

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Sport Report - Steroids, Commonwealth Games & Brett Favre's Sexting

Brent Musburger endorses steroid use, athletes overcome the Commonwealth Games, and Brett Favre allegedly texted naked photos of himself.
10/13/2010
03:21

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America Helps Rescue Chilean Miners

Stephen doesn't want to miss out on the trapped Chilean miner craze, so he rescues his intern from a locker
10/13/2010
00:13

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Sign Off - Tic-Tac-Toe With Austan Goolsbee

Stephen loses a game of Tic-Tac-Toe to Austan Goolsbee.
10/13/2010
05:52

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Bill Bryson

Bill Bryson tells the history of the world by questioning the common things we take for granted, in his book, "At Home."
10/14/2010
00:39

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Exclusive - People Who Are Destroying America - Landscaping Goats Pt. 2

Rent-a-Ruminant owner Tammy Dunakin introduces Scout, Bert, Ernie and the rest of her employees.
10/14/2010
00:15

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Sign Off - Oprah Is Wonderful

Stephen just wants to tell Oprah that he was kidding and she's wonderful.
10/14/2010
03:49

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Transitive Property of Christine O'Donnell

Following Christine O'Donnell's ironclad logic, Stephen concludes that masturbating equals being gay.
10/14/2010
05:48

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People Who Are Destroying America - Landscaping Goats

Horny goats head to a Department of Defense nuclear sub base after stealing all the landscaping jobs.
10/14/2010
00:45

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Exclusive - People Who Are Destroying America - Landscaping Goats Pt. 1

Tammy Dunican explains how she keeps her workforce from growing too rapidly.
10/14/2010
03:56

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Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear Chinatown Bus Tickets

Since Oprah won't send Stephen's audience to D.C., he buys them tickets for the Shin Wu Chinatown bus.
10/14/2010
05:21

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Nicholas Negroponte

Nicholas Negroponte wants to give laptop computers to children in third-world countries so they can communicate with the rest of the world.
10/25/2010
03:21

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The Word - Midterm Erection

A large number of lady politicians say it's time that America ditches the ballot box in favor of the measuring stick.
10/25/2010
06:31

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Who's Honoring Me Now? - Colbert Nation Five Years of Excellence Award

Stephen receives the Colbert Nation Five Years of Excellence Award and assembles a montage of his most world-changing moments.
10/25/2010
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