The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Intro - Joke Elves
Season 5 • 12/05/2000
Jon Stewart apologizes for a mediocre show.
Indecision 2000 - Laws and SuchThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
With legal decisions in the Florida recount coming fast and furious, Vance DeGeneres and Mo Rocca attempt to clarify exactly what's going on.
Intro - Article TwoThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Interpreting Article Two of the Constitution makes Jon really bored.
Recap - Cheney And Mad CowThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon Stewart recaps the top stories of the night and previews tomorrow's show.
Ad Nauseam - Vagina Vagina VaginaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The ingredients of feminine hygiene products don't get more pure than octoxynol 9 and sodium benzoate.
Faith FordThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Faith Ford discusses the difference between working with Norm MacDonald and Candice Bergen.
Indecision 2000 - Spin, Lose Or DrawThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Al Gore is running out of ways to lose.
Cheney HealthThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Republican spin doctors are asking the public to consider Dick Cheney's hard trouble within the context of his other organs.
Indecision 2000 - Heart EventThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Doctor's unclogged one of Dick Cheney's arteries that was 90% blocked and only allowed 10% of hate to course through it.
Moment of Zen - Fighting WeightThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Dick Cheney hasn't hit his fighting weight yet.
This Just In - Haute Beef InjunctionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Blood sausage may be rendered unappetizing as mad cow disease spreads across Europe.
Intro - Joke ElvesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon Stewart catches the joke elves in the studio having a sex party.
Intro - Beating up SantaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon beats the crap out of a Santa on the street ringing a bell.
In Cold SapThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
What kind of a person could make use of a dead tree? A carpenter perhaps?
Headlines - Shell on EarthThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The world's oldest tortoise celebrates its 170th birthday by dancing on the hare's grave, very slowly.
Headlines - Eleven LargeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Eleven freshman senators are welcomed to the Senate, including Hillary Clinton.
Moment of Zen - Jingle Bell RockThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Rudy Giuliani, Al Roker and others sing at Rockefeller Center.
Back in Black - Jail TimeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The Daily Show won't pay to dry clean Lewis Black's suit, but will pay a cameraman overtime to film his release from prison.
Chris O'DonnellThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Not a single person was lost during the eight months of shooting Chris O'Donnell's new movie.
Recap - 12/6/00The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon recaps today's stories and previews tomorrow's Stephen Colbert piece.
Moment of Zen - FingernailsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The man with the longest fingernails in the world takes them out of their special bag.
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