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The Teat Offensive

Season 8 • 02/05/2004

Janet Jackson mars a family-friendly celebration of beer, erections and farting.

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05:55

South Carolina Primary
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The Democratic Primary in South Carolina pits brother against brother.
02/04/2004
00:36

Moment of Zen - 1% Dennis
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Dennis Kucinich likes his chances in Maine.
02/04/2004
01:58

Mess O'Potamia - Crying Wolfowitz
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Deputy Defense Secretary Paul Wolfowitz visits American troops in Iraq, using a logic trap to measure success through the destruction of success.
02/05/2004
03:57

Opinion/Opinion That Is Different from That Opinion - Janet Jackson
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Stephen Colbert and Ed Helms share their differing opinions on the Janet Jackson scandal, though they do agree on seeing the clip as often as possible.
02/05/2004
00:51

Tenet Testifies
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George Tenet describes how his friend knows this one guy who gives him all of the country's intelligence.
02/05/2004
01:05

Jon Magazine - Trichinosis
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Rob Corddry runs down the latest issue of Jon Magazine, complete with chicks, fox urine and Gabriel Garcia Marquez.
02/05/2004
00:55

Mess O'Potamia - Soldiers' Babies
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Halliburton launches an advertisement to fight its negative image, indicating that if you think they're corrupt, you hate soldiers' babies.
02/05/2004
05:08

Noah Wyle
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Noah Wyle talks about his status as longest running cast member on "E.R." and the breast-related perks of being a father.
02/05/2004
00:08

Moment of Zen - Halliburton Ad
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Halliburton's new commercial features a young soldier hearing of the birth of his daughter.
02/05/2004
02:16

Debt President
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The Bush administration announces a $521 billion dollar deficit, a train wreck of fiscal irresponsibility that has officials arguing on public television.
02/05/2004
02:48

The Teat Offensive
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Janet Jackson mars a family-friendly celebration of beer, erections and farting.
02/05/2004
00:38

Moment of Zen - Iraq Welcome
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President George W. Bush on Meet the Press with Tim Russert.
02/09/2004
05:57

Charles Lewis
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Charles Lewis reports that hundreds of cases of election law abuses are not investigated annually.
02/09/2004
04:23

Meet the Prez
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Meet the Press was that he is a war president... guess he should mentioned that in 2000.
02/09/2004
01:22

The Rapture = Free Clothes
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Jon Stewart can't understand what could go wrong with a religious zealot at the controls of an airplane.
02/09/2004
02:21

Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Caucuses
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At least Pol Pot wasn't doing caucuses in Maine on a Sunday night.
02/09/2004
03:18

Destination Travel
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A cruise vacation is the perfect way to see new places while surrounded by complete familiarity.
02/09/2004
01:59

Kerry Machine
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Presidential candidate John Edwards entertains the crowd by pulling on his wife's arm.
02/09/2004
01:29

Red Rover, Red Rover
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The Mars Rovers send back vivid images that will hopefully answer questions about the history of the Red Planet.
02/10/2004
04:29

Mars 2112
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Jon Glaser uses his space report as an excuse to get a free meal at Mars 2112.
02/10/2004
03:39

The Wrath Of Khan
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Abdul Qadeer Khan promises these activities will never happen again in the future -- assuming there is a future.
02/10/2004
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