The Colbert Report
Intro - 8/2/06
Season 2 • 08/02/2006
A woman needs a man like a fish needs to be cooked and served for dinner by a woman on a bicycle.
Cuba LibreThe Colbert ReportS2
Making connections from Cuba all the way to Kevin Bacon, Stephen reveals his plan for making World War III truly global.
Balls for Kidz - CarnivalsThe Colbert ReportS2
A brutally honest tutorial on the world of carnivals, covering such topics as rides, food and death.
Intro - 8/1/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen reports on smoking vaccines and carnivals. Author Peter Beinart will explain why only liberals can win the war on terror.
Courting Joe LiebermanThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen pulls out all the stops to get Joe Lieberman to appear on his show, but wonders if Lieberman has enough Joementum to do it.
On Notice - How the On Notice Board Is MadeThe Colbert ReportS2
You can't just throw something on notice at the drop of a hat. Stephen shows a Prescott Educational Film on how something gets to be On Notice.
Linda HirshmanThe Colbert ReportS2
No matter what Linda Hirshman says, men can't stay home and raise children -- daytime TV is all geared towards women.
Sign Off - Cocoa PuffsThe Colbert ReportS2
Hey General Mills, where the hell is Stephen's case of Cocoa Puffs?
The Word - Single ServingThe Colbert ReportS2
Nowadays there are pizzas made for one, vacation packages designed for one -- what's next? Bicycles built for one?
Chair for Joe LiebermanThe Colbert ReportS2
There's been an open invitation for Senator Joe Lieberman to appear on The Report. There's now a chair as well, just like the one left for Elijah at the Passover table.
No Joe LiebermanThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen allotted a portion of the show to an interview with Senator Joseph Lieberman, but the senator isn't actually in the studio.
Intro - 8/2/06The Colbert ReportS2
According to Stephen, a woman needs a man like a fish needs to be cooked and served for dinner by a woman on a bicycle.
Meet an Ally - PalauThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen interviews the U.N. Ambassador from Palau, who wasn't raised there and doesn't know how to say "thank you" in Palau's native tongue.
Paul HackettThe Colbert ReportS2
Paul Hackett came back from Iraq, began a bid for an Ohio Senate seat, then dropped out. Stephen asks him about running and cutting.
War: What It's Good For - Russ LieberThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen asks liberal radio announcer Russ Lieber for his reaction to Mel Gibson's anti-Semitic tirade.
War: What It's Good For - IntroThe Colbert ReportS2
No one on cable news seems to be talking about it, but Stephen's devoting an episode to the war.
War: What It's Good For - The Eternal FlameThe Colbert ReportS2
To show that he's dedicated to peace, Stephen is dedicating his fireplace as the first eternal flame for World War III.
Tek Jansen - Operation: Heart of the Phoenix - Dead or AliveThe Colbert ReportS2
Frustrated in his attempts to find a publisher for his Tek Jansen book, Stephen turns to animation to have his story told.
William C. RhodenThe Colbert ReportS2
William C. Rhoden looks to free the admittedly wealthy black athlete from the institutionalization of wealthy white-run sports.
Lieberman No-ShowThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen is disappointed that a DVD of "Mystic River" and a bowl of Cocoa Puffs couldn't lure Joe Lieberman onto The Report.
Press Room RenovationsThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen feels the White House Press Secretary should sermonize from a podium of skulls.
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