The Colbert Report
Intro - 8/2/06
Season 2 E 98 • 08/02/2006
According to Stephen, a woman needs a man like a fish needs to be cooked and served for dinner by a woman on a bicycle.

Watching

03:08
The Colbert ReportS2 E97
Cuba Libre
Making connections from Cuba all the way to Kevin Bacon, Stephen reveals his plan for making World War III truly global.
08/01/2006
04:21
The Colbert ReportS2 E97
Balls for Kidz - Carnivals
A brutally honest tutorial on the world of carnivals, covering such topics as rides, food and death.
08/01/2006
00:29
The Colbert ReportS2 E97
Intro - 8/1/06
Stephen reports on smoking vaccines and carnivals. Author Peter Beinart will explain why only liberals can win the war on terror.
08/01/2006
03:10
The Colbert ReportS2 E97
Courting Joe Lieberman
Stephen pulls out all the stops to get Joe Lieberman to appear on his show, but wonders if Lieberman has enough Joementum to do it.
08/01/2006
02:48
The Colbert ReportS2 E98
On Notice - How the On Notice Board Is Made
You can't just throw something on notice at the drop of a hat. Stephen shows a Prescott Educational Film on how something gets to be On Notice.
08/02/2006
06:57
The Colbert ReportS2 E98
Linda Hirshman
No matter what Linda Hirshman says, men can't stay home and raise children -- daytime TV is all geared towards women.
08/02/2006
00:12
The Colbert ReportS2 E98
Sign Off - Cocoa Puffs
Hey General Mills, where the hell is Stephen's case of Cocoa Puffs?
08/02/2006
03:07
The Colbert ReportS2 E98
The Word - Single Serving
Nowadays there are pizzas made for one, vacation packages designed for one -- what's next? Bicycles built for one?
08/02/2006
02:21
The Colbert ReportS2 E98
Chair for Joe Lieberman
There's been an open invitation for Senator Joe Lieberman to appear on The Report. There's now a chair as well, just like the one left for Elijah at the Passover table.
08/02/2006
03:54
The Colbert ReportS2 E98
No Joe Lieberman
Stephen allotted a portion of the show to an interview with Senator Joseph Lieberman, but the senator isn't actually in the studio.
08/02/2006
00:35
The Colbert ReportS2 E98
Intro - 8/2/06
According to Stephen, a woman needs a man like a fish needs to be cooked and served for dinner by a woman on a bicycle.
08/02/2006
04:12
The Colbert ReportS2 E99
Meet an Ally - Palau
Stephen interviews the U.N. Ambassador from Palau, who wasn't raised there and doesn't know how to say "thank you" in Palau's native tongue.
08/03/2006
06:21
The Colbert ReportS2 E99
Paul Hackett
Paul Hackett came back from Iraq, began a bid for an Ohio Senate seat, then dropped out. Stephen asks him about running and cutting.
08/03/2006
04:41
The Colbert ReportS2 E99
War: What It's Good For - Russ Lieber
Stephen asks liberal radio announcer Russ Lieber for his reaction to Mel Gibson's anti-Semitic tirade.
08/03/2006
02:40
The Colbert ReportS2 E99
War: What It's Good For - Intro
No one on cable news seems to be talking about it, but Stephen's devoting an episode to the war.
08/03/2006
01:43
The Colbert ReportS2 E99
War: What It's Good For - The Eternal Flame
To show that he's dedicated to peace, Stephen is dedicating his fireplace as the first eternal flame for World War III.
08/03/2006
05:05
The Colbert ReportS2 E100
Tek Jansen - Operation: Heart of the Phoenix - Dead or Alive
Frustrated in his attempts to find a publisher for his Tek Jansen book, Stephen turns to animation to have his story told.
08/08/2006
07:45
The Colbert ReportS2 E100
William C. Rhoden
William C. Rhoden looks to free the admittedly wealthy black athlete from the institutionalization of wealthy white-run sports.
08/08/2006
01:36
The Colbert ReportS2 E100
Lieberman No-Show
Stephen is disappointed that a DVD of "Mystic River" and a bowl of Cocoa Puffs couldn't lure Joe Lieberman onto The Report.
08/08/2006
01:34
The Colbert ReportS2 E100
Press Room Renovations
Stephen feels the White House Press Secretary should sermonize from a podium of skulls.
08/08/2006
00:55
The Colbert ReportS2 E100
Sign Off - Toss to Jon
Jon Stewart has a major problem with Stephen tossing it over to him.
08/08/2006
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