The guys observe their favorite Half-Christmas traditions but run into trouble when a neighbor questions their celebration.
Adam may only be a five, but he can quote funny movies like a nine.
Don't Mess with the Family
While wearing their Juggalo makeup, the guys tie up some loose ends at a business mixer.
Jillian's Dating Profile
The guys try to find a man for Jillian so she can't mess with their game at a mixer.
Partying with the Juggalos
Ders shows off his hip-hop alter ego while Blake looks for Jillian at the Dark Carnival of Souls.
Topher turns out to be the greatest wingman the guys have ever seen.
Ders keeps crime off the streets and weed out of Blake and Adam's hands.
Adam and Ders try to fight, but their boners keep getting in the way.
The guys break it down medieval style until Adam improvises a costume change.
Adam Moves Out
Adam leaves the house to join his new lady love and advance his bodybuilding career.
The guys help Adam by performing their wizard rap at his bodybuilding competition.
How Much to Blow a Guy
When there is monetary gain to be had, Adam will do almost anything.
Blake tries to save the CEO of TelAmeriCorp from a fake assassination, but saves him from a real one instead.
The Hit Job
The CEO of TelAmeriCorp offers the guys $10,000 to off him.
Celebrity Impersonator Party
Partying with Adam, Blake and Ders reminds the CEO of TelAmeriCorp why life is worth living.
The guys' good time on the roof is ruined when some teens steal their dragon statue in the middle of the night.
The End of Reptar
The mastermind of the dragon statue heist reveals himself as high schoolers trash the guys' house.
New Kids in School
Ders, Blake and Adam go undercover as students at the local high school to find out who stole their dragon statue.
The guys attempt to meet with a high school principal after a group of students steal their dragon statue.
We Took an Oath
A fight breaks out between the guys when Anders and Blake suspect Adam of lying.