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Fruit Juice

Season 5 • 06/11/2001

Apparently "cute" means "subversive" in lesbian-speak.

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02:32

Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Moulin Rouge
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Frank DeCaro reports that "Moulin Rouge" is the first movie in ages that lays bare the basic truth of show business, behind the glitter, there's more glitter.
06/07/2001
00:15

Moment of Zen - Bull Beat
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In the bull fighting ring, a bull digs his horns into the bull fighter's leg.
06/07/2001
00:42

News Recap - Democrat Majority
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Jon Stewart recaps the main headline, regarding Democratic majority in the Senate, and previews Colbert's upcoming report on strippers.
06/07/2001
01:21

Asian Studies Major
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Jon believes that children are our future, but feels that they should study something that will help us in the future.
06/07/2001
05:09

Bernie Mac
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Bernie Mac says that he will be a good in-law when his daughter marries, unlike his in-laws.
06/07/2001
02:01

Tenacious D-Day
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When historians look back on the years since World War II, they will best be remembered as the years when America looked back on World War II.
06/07/2001
06:31

Fruit Juice Pt. 2
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If you're one of the handful of Americans who isn't gay yet, you can't afford to miss the startling conclusion of Stephen Colbert's shocking expose, or expose gay.
06/11/2001
05:02

Boxer Rebellion/Milk of Tunisia
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Costumed Disney employees win right to wear own underwear after company issued underpants spread pubic lice and scabies.
06/11/2001
00:14

Moment of Zen - Selling Homosexuality
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Robert Knight states that Abercrombie and Fitch ads clearly sell homosexuality.
06/11/2001
03:36

Joe Queenan
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Joe Queenan would prefer his wife to twist his neck for nothing instead of paying a chiropractor.
06/11/2001
04:41

Fruit Juice
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Homosexuals can't breed so they recruit among young children through cartoons and advertising.
06/11/2001
03:23

Lord Viper Scorpion on Internet Dating
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If you like the gals who keep their Halloween decorations up all year long, the Goth dating websites are for you.
06/12/2001
02:41

National Lampoon's European Vacation
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If we can just get these developing countries to stop trying to improve their standard of living, everything will be fine.
06/12/2001
01:57

E.T. Sing Standards
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Have you ever been sitting next to someone on the bus and said to yourself, "I wish this jackass with the cell phone would stop talking and start singing 'Wichita Lineman'?"
06/12/2001
00:46

Stay in School
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Gene Simmons' tongue is bigger and drier than Jon Stewart's body.
06/12/2001
00:37

Karaoke Cell Phone Technology Exists
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David Duchovny will be on the Daily Show tomorrow because Jon Stewart told him they were on a network.
06/12/2001
04:03

The Bare Necessities
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Fear not America, we've made it through inconvenience before and we'll make it again, with or without our digital pasta fork.
06/12/2001
00:14

Moment of Zen - Let It Be
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A middle aged man sings "Let It Be" from his Karaoke cell phone.
06/12/2001
05:21

Gene Simmons
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Gene Simmons met the mother of his children at the Playboy Mansion and Jon Stewart met his wife at a bar mitzvah.
06/12/2001
02:15

Bush's First European Trip
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Bush's handlers tell him he's in Mexico because it seems to have a calming effect on him.
06/13/2001
02:56

Back in Black - Summer Vacation
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Black won't be reading hieroglyphics off a tomb, using the Brooklyn Bridge as a jungle gym, skydiving in Australia, or bullfighting in Spain
06/13/2001
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