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Roxxxy the Sex Robot
01/12/2010
Douglas Hines invents a sex robot inspired by the 9/11 terror attacks.
01:57
Failure to Connect the Dots
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Stephen shows how easy it is to connect the dots to the underwear bomber on his T.G.I. Jihad's placemat.
01/07/2010
04:58
James Fowler
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James Fowler talks about the strong influence of social networks and how they affect our lives.
01/07/2010
03:26
Colbert Platinum - Estate Tax & Skull Ballot Box
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Congress lets the estate tax expire, and a member of Yale's Skull and Bones secret society auctions off a human skull ballot box.
01/11/2010
02:59
Harry Reid's Racial Praise
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With his faint praise of Barack Obama, Harry Reid ushers the word "negro" back into the common parlance.
01/11/2010
00:10
Sign Off - Stephen Will Be Right Back
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If you're just tuning in, Stephen will be right back after this long break.
01/11/2010
04:54
Morgan Freeman
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Morgan Freeman, the most trusted voice in America, reads a list of untrustworthy things.
01/11/2010
07:46
Move Your Money - Eugene Jarecki
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Eugene Jarecki uses "It's a Wonderful Life" to inspire Americans to pull their money out of large banks, while Stephen offers an alternate interpretation of the film.
01/11/2010
00:28
Intro - 1/12/10
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President Obama won't admit we're in the middle of a war, and Raj Patel talks about his book, "The Value of Nothing."
01/12/2010
05:44
Cheating Death - Alzheimer's, Jet Lag & Female Libido
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Cell phones may prevent Alzheimer's, the FDA approves a jet lag remedy, and a new drug boosts the female libido.
01/12/2010
06:44
Raj Patel
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Raj Patel says the hidden cost of our consumption causes a great deal of environmental harm and social destruction.
01/12/2010
02:02
Roxxxy the Sex Robot
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A man inspired by 9/11 invents a sex robot with touch sensors and different downloadable personalities.
01/12/2010
00:36
Intro - 1/13/10
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Stephen looks at the controversy surrounding "Avatar" and talks to John Heilemann about his book, "Game Change."
01/13/2010
05:51
Movies That Are Destroying America - Avatar Edition
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James Cameron's science-fiction epic sends our children a disturbing message: guys with ponytails have a chance of getting laid.
01/13/2010
05:16
Sport Report - Gilbert Arenas & Mark McGwire
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Washington Wizards star Gilbert Arenas pulls out a gun in the team locker room, and Mark McGwire publicly admits to using steroids.
01/13/2010
00:05
Sign Off - Mark McGwire Action Figure
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Stephen says goodnight with his Mark McGwire action figure.
01/13/2010
02:30
Game Change Gossip
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What really makes "Game Change" a page-turner is the authors don't bog it down with dead weight like sources or attribution.
01/13/2010
05:46
John Heilemann
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John Heilemann is confident his book about the 2008 presidential campaign, "Game Change," is as factually accurate as you can imagine.
01/13/2010
00:33
Intro - 1/14/10
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Americans walk away from their mortgages, and there's a copay to interview Kathleen Sebelius.
01/14/2010
05:30
Kathleen Sebelius
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Kathleen Sebelius discusses her role in the reconciliation of the health care bill between the House and Senate.
01/14/2010
06:58
The Word - Honor Bound
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Your honor was so precious to the banks that they bundled it with other people's honor and sold it to Wall Street honor speculators.
01/14/2010
03:02
Watercressgate
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Washington, DC is rocked with scandal as "Iron Chef America" lies about using vegetables from the White House garden.
01/14/2010
00:28
Make the Most of a Day Off with "South Park: Snow Day!"
South Park
Join Cartman and the neighborhood kids as they battle Stan, who has his own ideas about the rules of their fantasy game, in the "South Park: Snow Day!" video game, now available to preorder.
12/21/2023
01:00
"Star Trek: very Short Treks" Has Lightyears of Laughs
Star Trek: very Short Treks
Relive the classic vibe of "Star Trek: The Animated Series," and join Riker, Spock and more Starfleet faces on the bite-sized journeys of "Star Trek: very Short Treks," now streaming.
11/22/2023
01:00
Fires and Full Moons Breed a New Terror on Wolf Pack
A California wildfire awakens a werewolf, but a group of curious teens -- once bitten -- will not shy away from the threat of decimation on Wolf Pack, streaming January 26 on Paramount+.
10/12/2022
01:41
This Game of M.A.S.H. Is a Real Monster in Cursed Friends
Cursed Friends
Four pals must break an evil spell and change their fates when a classic kid's game to predict the future comes back to haunt them in the Comedy Central original movie Cursed Friends.
10/10/2022
01:22
Out of Office Explores Remote Work Absurdity
Out of Office
A young woman experiences the bizarre extremes of working from home in the film Out of Office, starring Milana Vayntrub, Ken Jeong, Jay Pharoah, Cheri Oteri, Jason Alexander and more.
09/19/2022