The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Warped Factor 9
Season 5 • 09/05/2000
For some ethnic groups, fitting in is not an easy task. Just ask the Klingons.
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Millions of Americans throw thousands of drunken parties to celebrate the death of friendship, trust and scruples.
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Vincent D'Onofrio tells Jon what he did with the throne he got from one of his movies.
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A Japanese man dressed as Santa Claus wishes everyone a Merry Christmas.
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Copenhagen hosts an international Santa convention, the likes of which a world of now-heartbroken children have never seen.
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Laura Bush tells US Magazine that her husband is smarter than he appears.
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President Bush has no problem calling New York Times journalists like he sees them.
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Instead of listening, Jon's thinking of getting work as a game show host when he gets fired.
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Bush wants his podium to be "Homebase", while Gore wants to debate "Mexican Style."
This Just In - Casino EvilThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The millionaire mogul noted that Native American gambling establishments are among the most cost-effective because they use every party of the casino.
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George W. Bush regrets that his comment about a New York Times reporter made it to the public air waves.
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Steve Carell addresses the great strides Klingons have made in assimilation.
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Jon confirms a couple of things: cookies and ass go together and Governor Bush was not sexually aroused by his presidential nomination.
Zodiac Buzz KillerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Stacey Grenrock-Woods explains that due to thousands of years of space recklessly expanding, astrology may be gravely flawed.
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World leaders hold a summit at the United Nations, Steve Carell gives a traffic update on the Manhattan area and "Big Brother" offers a bribe to any contestant on the show.
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Greg Kinnear talks about going to the set of "General Hospital" and taking up the dangerous hobby of flying.
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Children are folded in half, stuffed in backpacks and carried to hospitals after scooter injuries skyrocket.
Moment of Zen - Pat Morita SingsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Pat Morita sings the national anthem at the Democratic National Convention.
Indecision 2000 - Round-UpThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
If the average wrestling fan were old enough to vote, it would be a write-in for more boobs.
A Slick CampaignThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
No one would have thought that a town's fortunes could be turned around by a lop-sided, yellowish, garlic looking, blob with a huge green ass.
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Vladimir Putin, dressed in a gi, throws a man to the ground.
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