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Season 2 • 06/26/2006
Stephen celebrates Highlights Magazine's 60th anniversary.
The Colbert ReportS2 Stephen's Fault
Stephen berated Ghana's soccer team on last night's show and they used their rage to defeat the U.S. and eliminate them from World Cup.
The Colbert ReportS2 Better Know a District - Colorado's 1st - Diana DeGette
Stephen tries to get Congresswoman Diana DeGette to support a bill protecting the American elephant and to include his name in the bill.
The Colbert ReportS2 Douglas Brinkley
Author Douglas Brinkley addresses why the levees broke during Hurricane Katrina and what the future holds for New Orleans.
The Colbert ReportS2 Stephen Hawking Is an A-Hole
Stephen Hawking, the Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at Cambridge University, is such an A-Hole.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Class Warfare
Stephen takes issue with John Edwards' war on the lower class, coming up with a modest proposal for the poor.
The Colbert ReportS2 Mark Bowden
Mark Bowden describes the similarities between the West's first encounter with extremist Muslims and the current one.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 6/26/06
Stephen grinds the news into a fine white powder.
The Colbert ReportS2 All You Need to Know - Hot Planet
The bachelorette party industry has never been better, thanks to Papa Bear's Factor.
The Colbert ReportS2 Medal of Audacity
Impersonators are buying military medals off of eBay, and Stephen has an award for these heroes.
The Colbert ReportS2 Buffett Hires Gates
Stephen is impressed that Warren Buffett can hire Bill Gates to spend his money, but disappointed he didn't consider the Stephen & Melinda Gates Foundation.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Highlights Magazine
Highlights Magazine celebrates its one billionth issue and Stephen celebrates Highlights Magazine.
The Colbert ReportS2 Flammo McBurny
Stephen is thrilled that an amendment to outlaw flag burning is one vote away from being passed.
The Colbert ReportS2 Movies That Are Destroying America - A Scanner Darkly
Stephen takes a look at the supposedly dystopian notion that the government may keep us under constant surveillance in "A Scanner Darkly."
The Colbert ReportS2 Greatest Conservative Rock Songs
Bruce Springsteen angers Stephen by refusing to exclude Soledad O'Brien's present company.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Rubber Mop
Stephen shoos his audience out of the studio in favor of some limey bastard with a rubber mop.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 6/27/06
Stephen gets ready for a ball-to-ball interview with Chris Matthews.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Cold, Dead Fingers
Stephen is frightened by the echo of a ricochet of a shadow of a chance that his recreational hunting might be taken away.
The Colbert ReportS2 Chris Matthews
Chris Matthews shows Stephen who's got harder balls in a full-nelson breaking competition.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Superman
The New York Times wants you and your family dead -- they could learn a thing or two from Superman.
The Colbert ReportS2 Robert Baer
Robert Baer tells Stephen we invaded the wrong country, which does not penetrate Stephen's armor of belief.
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