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Season 2 • 06/26/2006

Stephen celebrates Highlights Magazine's 60th anniversary.

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01:32

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Stephen's Fault

Stephen berated Ghana's soccer team on last night's show and they used their rage to defeat the U.S. and eliminate them from World Cup.
06/22/2006
06:17

The Colbert ReportS2
Better Know a District - Colorado's 1st - Diana DeGette

Stephen tries to get Congresswoman Diana DeGette to support a bill protecting the American elephant and to include his name in the bill.
06/22/2006
06:20

The Colbert ReportS2
Douglas Brinkley

Author Douglas Brinkley addresses why the levees broke during Hurricane Katrina and what the future holds for New Orleans.
06/22/2006
01:58

The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen Hawking Is an A-Hole

Stephen Hawking, the Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at Cambridge University, is such an A-Hole.
06/22/2006
03:50

The Colbert ReportS2
The Word - Class Warfare

Stephen takes issue with John Edwards' war on the lower class, coming up with a modest proposal for the poor.
06/26/2006
06:36

The Colbert ReportS2
Mark Bowden

Mark Bowden describes the similarities between the West's first encounter with extremist Muslims and the current one.
06/26/2006
00:31

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Intro - 6/26/06

Stephen grinds the news into a fine white powder.
06/26/2006
03:50

The Colbert ReportS2
All You Need to Know - Hot Planet

The bachelorette party industry has never been better, thanks to Papa Bear's Factor.
06/26/2006
02:09

The Colbert ReportS2
Medal of Audacity

Impersonators are buying military medals off of eBay, and Stephen has an award for these heroes.
06/26/2006
02:19

The Colbert ReportS2
Buffett Hires Gates

Stephen is impressed that Warren Buffett can hire Bill Gates to spend his money, but disappointed he didn't consider the Stephen & Melinda Gates Foundation.
06/26/2006
00:57

The Colbert ReportS2
Sign Off - Highlights Magazine

Highlights Magazine celebrates its one billionth issue and Stephen celebrates Highlights Magazine.
06/26/2006
01:02

The Colbert ReportS2
Flammo McBurny

Stephen is thrilled that an amendment to outlaw flag burning is one vote away from being passed.
06/27/2006
03:49

The Colbert ReportS2
Movies That Are Destroying America - A Scanner Darkly

Stephen takes a look at the supposedly dystopian notion that the government may keep us under constant surveillance in "A Scanner Darkly."
06/27/2006
03:25

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Greatest Conservative Rock Songs

Bruce Springsteen angers Stephen by refusing to exclude Soledad O'Brien's present company.
06/27/2006
00:13

The Colbert ReportS2
Sign Off - Rubber Mop

Stephen shoos his audience out of the studio in favor of some limey bastard with a rubber mop.
06/27/2006
00:32

The Colbert ReportS2
Intro - 6/27/06

Stephen gets ready for a ball-to-ball interview with Chris Matthews.
06/27/2006
04:02

The Colbert ReportS2
The Word - Cold, Dead Fingers

Stephen is frightened by the echo of a ricochet of a shadow of a chance that his recreational hunting might be taken away.
06/27/2006
06:54

The Colbert ReportS2
Chris Matthews

Chris Matthews shows Stephen who's got harder balls in a full-nelson breaking competition.
06/27/2006
04:51

The Colbert ReportS2
The Word - Superman

The New York Times wants you and your family dead -- they could learn a thing or two from Superman.
06/28/2006
06:06

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Robert Baer

Robert Baer tells Stephen we invaded the wrong country, which does not penetrate Stephen's armor of belief.
06/28/2006
02:21

The Colbert ReportS2
The Smoking Side Dish

Stephen will send a t-shirt to anyone who sends him a photo of Chris Matthews eating potatoes.
06/28/2006
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