The Colbert Report
The Word - Mission Control
Season 3 • 06/05/2007
Once again, NASA has shown the right stuff. Other government agencies should follow their lead.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Mardi Gras Mask
Stephen wears his Mardi Gras mask to say good night.
The Colbert ReportS3 Democratic Presidential Debate - Venue
Though Stephen did not watch the Democratic presidential debate, he can assume he knows what the candidates said anyway.
The Colbert ReportS3 Jan Schakowsky
Now that America has won back the hot dog eating crown, Stephen discusses Hunger Awareness Day and the rising prices of food.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 6/4/07
In this episode, America reclaims the hot dog eating crown, Congresswoman Jan Schakowsky spends a week living off food stamps and Stephen interviews Bard College president Leon Botstein.
The Colbert ReportS3 Jessica Valenti
Jessica Valenti has a hard time believing that the girls in the "Girls Gone Wild" videos are flashing their breasts for their own pleasure.
The Colbert ReportS3 The God Machine?
The disturbing news about the new iPhone is that Stephen doesn't have one yet.
The Colbert ReportS3 When Animals Attack Our Morals - Flamingos
A pair of gay flamingos has raised fifteen flamingo chicks, all from eggs poached from other traditional flamingo nests.
The Colbert ReportS3 Yahoo Korea - Rain
Koreans have been trying to keep the white man down, ever since we invaded their country.
The Colbert ReportS3 You've Been Scootered!
Stephen advises Scooter Libby to start a gang in prison with Duke Cunningham.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 6/5/07
Tonight, Stephen reports on Scooter Libby's prison sentence, discusses the new iPhone and interviews author Jessica Valenti.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Mission Control
NASA's Michael Griffin made their mission statement better by deleting any mention of planet protection.
The Colbert ReportS3 Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Octopi
One day octopi are twisting open bottles, the next they're twisting open submarine hatch doors.
The Colbert ReportS3 Carl Bernstein
Carl Bernstein's new book "A Woman in Charge" is about Hillary Clinton. Stephen hopes it has a happy ending.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 6/6/07
Tonight, Stephen reports on Democrat candidates talking about God, discusses global warming and talks to author Carl Bernstein about his new biography.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sinner Edwards
Asking Democrats about their religion is like asking Mel Gibson how he enjoyed his Passover.
The Colbert ReportS3 Tip/Wag - Deep Purple
Stephen tips his hat to bookseller Tom Wayne and Genosis, and wags his finger at Fox News and guitar players.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Airogance
Who's to say that we presently have the best climate when there are so many other climates we haven't tried yet?
The Colbert ReportS3 Pope Jump
Whenever anything happens to the pope, people ask Stephen to interpret it -- he's kinda like the pope's pope.
The Colbert ReportS3 Cullen Murphy
Cullen Murphy, author of "Are We Rome?," wonders if America is like the Roman Empire.
The Colbert ReportS3 Better Know a District - Washington's 9th - Adam Smith
After 10 years at his job, there is still a lot that Representative Adam Smith doesn't know about his district or himself.
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