The Colbert Report
Teh-Runoff - Karim Sadjadpour
Season 5 • 06/16/2009
Karim Sadjadpour looks at Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's victory as a selection, not an election.
Car Shout - GM & ChryslerThe Colbert ReportS5
On his radio show, "Car Shout," Stephen answers questions about Chrysler's merger with Fiat and the difference between cars and phones.
Intro - 6/15/09The Colbert ReportS5
Stephen gives advice to the next leader of North Korea, and asks Austan Goolsbee if his arm gets tired from throwing money at problems.
Sign Off - Driving for the Last 10 MinutesThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen wants to know if he's been driving for the last 10 minutes and just not realized it.
Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Be a Totalitarian NutjobThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen advises Kim Jong-un to kidnap random people, invent wacky mythology and be fashionable.
Balls for Kidz - Carnivals EncoreThe Colbert ReportS5
The experts pass down their love of carnivals to the next generation by discussing food, puking and possible death or dismemberment.
Croatia's Biggest Jeans World RecordThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen won't let these Slavs to fashion make off with the U.S.A.'s world record for biggest pair of jeans.
Jim RogersThe Colbert ReportS5
Jim Rogers aims to keep power affordable and reliable while cleaning up the coal industry's large carbon footprint.
Intro - 6/16/09The Colbert ReportS5
According to polls, 120% say the Iranian election wasn't rigged, and Jim Rogers wants to reduce Duke Energy's carbon footprint.
Teh-RunoffThe Colbert ReportS5
Mir Hossein Mousavi could be the Martin Luther King of Iran -- or possibly the Vidal Sassoon.
Teh-Runoff - Karim SadjadpourThe Colbert ReportS5
Karim Sadjadpour believes Mahmoud Ahmadinejad sees his victory as a gift from God and Ayatollah Khomeini.
Stephen's Positive Obama CoverageThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen proves he's fair and balanced by giving favorable news coverage of Barack Obama killing a fly.
Intro - 6/17/09The Colbert ReportS5
Sonia Sotomayor belongs to an exclusive women's-only club, and Joshua Micah Marshall won't be doing the pointing and talking.
The Word - Bohemian GroveThe Colbert ReportS5
A man has never asked to be considered for membership in Sonia Sotomayor's women's-only club -- until now.
Alpha Dog of the Week - Silvio BerlusconiThe Colbert ReportS5
Silvio Berlusconi really shows his doggie bag by asking his wife to apologize for the negative media attention over his affair with an 18-year-old.
Murder in the White House - Fly Widow InterviewThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen interviews the wife and 93 children of the fly that President Obama killed.
Sign Off - Aloha, IdahoThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen likes to single out a state at the end of the show, so tonight he says aloha to Idaho.
Joshua Micah MarshallThe Colbert ReportS5
Joshua Micah Marshall describes the Talking Points Memo blog as a hybrid of collaborative reader reporting and traditional reporting.
ThreatDown - Uighurs & Donald H. CrosbyThe Colbert ReportS5
Uighurs should stop having so much fun, and Donald H. Crosby wants to know who the hell Stephen Colbert is.
Bears & Balls - Tobacco, Project Natal & Graveyard BidsThe Colbert ReportS5
President Obama outlaws flavored cigarettes, Microsoft introduces Project Natal, and a graveyard accepts bids.
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