The Colbert Report

Ireland's Shamrock Shortage

Season 6 • 03/17/2010

Stephen finds an even luckier shamrock replacement with five leaves.

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I's on Edjukashun - Texas School Board

Eric Foner disagrees with the Texas school board's decision to give students a completely misleading view of history.
03/16/2010
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Thought for Food - Donna Simpson, Le Whif & Cat Litter

A New Jersey resident strives to be the heaviest woman alive, Le Whif makes inhalable food, and a company turns corn into cat litter.
03/16/2010
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Sign Off - Remember to Wear Green

Don't forget to wear green for St. Patrick's Day -- it really helps hides the vomit.
03/16/2010
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Barack Joe-Bama

Barack Obama shows he's an average Joe ready to get down to the hard work of passing health care by rolling up his sleeves.
03/16/2010
00:32

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Intro - 3/16/10

Stephen finds out what's in children's textbooks and discusses the ethics of science with Rebecca Skloot.
03/16/2010
05:47

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Rebecca Skloot

Rebecca Skloot discusses Henrietta Lacks, whose cells were the first to be immortal and commercialized.
03/16/2010
05:01

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Nell Irvin Painter

Nell Irvin Painter debates the meaning of white people and arm-wrestles Stephen over the Scots-Irish.
03/17/2010
04:47

The Colbert ReportS6
Sport Report - Vasectomies, Chess Boxing & Golf

Doctors offer March Madness vasectomy deals, chess players punch opponents in the face, and Tiger Woods hires Ari Fleischer.
03/17/2010
00:05

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Sign Off - Goodnight

That's it for The Report, everybody.
03/17/2010
06:40

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United States Census 2010

Stephen reluctantly fills out his census form so the military won't target a Predator drone missile at his house.
03/17/2010
03:14

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Ireland's Shamrock Shortage

Stephen finds a shamrock replacement under some grow lights in his neighbor's backyard shed.
03/17/2010
00:03

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Sign Off - Goodnight

That's it for The Report, everybody.
03/18/2010
07:03

The Colbert ReportS6
Glenn Beck Attacks Social Justice - James Martin

James Martin works with the poor because he believes in capitalism, but he knows it doesn't provide for everyone.
03/18/2010
02:22

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Middle Eastern Dogs

Fundamentalist Fidos have infiltrated our borders and are lifting their legs on Lady Liberty.
03/18/2010
05:32

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Cheating Death - Clenched Fingers & Pill Reminder

An enzyme derived from gangrene treats clenched fingers, and an Internet-connected cap reminds you to take your pills.
03/18/2010
05:15

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Mary Matalin

Mary Matalin attempts to explain the Republican position on health care without using talking points.
03/18/2010
05:11

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Claire McCaskill

Claire McCaskill praises the health care reform bill and sends a message to Rush Limbaugh in Costa Rica.
03/29/2010
02:57

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Passover Dinner With Elijah

Stephen buys the most expensive bottle of Manischewitz for his Passover dinner with Elijah.
03/29/2010
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Geriatric Breeding Program

Stephen will capture and breed the elderly in captivity to save the senior population from vultures.
03/29/2010
00:04

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Sign Off - Friedrich Schiller

Stephen quotes Friedrich Schiller as he says goodnight.
03/29/2010
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Passover Commercialism

Jewish families embrace the Christmas spirit of commercialism with "Jewpardy" and the Ten Plagues Finger Puppets.
03/29/2010
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