The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Robert Patrick

Season 5 • 05/03/2001

Everyone expects Robert Patrick to morph and turn all silvery.

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Moment of Zen - Nuclear

President George W. Bush mispronounces the word "nuclear."
05/02/2001
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Fire Away

According to Mo Rocca, 100% of the American public work at Lockheed Martin and love the proposed missile defense system.
05/02/2001
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Shield of Dreams - Technology

Senior Military Analyst Steve Carell presents the latest anti-biological vapor that can render New York City both safe and pine fresh.
05/02/2001
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Other News - Mammal in the Mirror

For years, the dolphin mirror industry has been haunted by the question: "When dolphins look in the mirror, what do they see?"
05/02/2001
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Dastardly Nations

You have to look at foreign nations the same way you have to look at women -- you must assume they are all out to destroy you.
05/02/2001
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Other News - Dream Con

The Nova Dreamer claims to help you control your dreams.
05/03/2001
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Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Driven

"Driven" stars Sylvester Stallone and the Filene's Basement version of Heath Ledger, Kip Pardue.
05/03/2001
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Moment of Zen - Priests Singing

A group of orthodox priests sing.
05/03/2001
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Headlines - Press Corpse

Only two national television reporters will be allowed into Oklahoma City bomber Timothy McVeigh's execution chamber.
05/03/2001
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It's Not Easy Being Green

Mill Ends Park is a two-foot by two-foot oasis that has been set aside to be protected and cherished.
05/03/2001
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Robert Patrick

Robert Patrick plays psychos and mean bastards but you gotta do what you gotta do.
05/03/2001
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Pet Sedentary

Pets can be freeze-dried through the pet freeze-drying technology of maverick pet freeze-dryer Anthony Eddy.
05/07/2001
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Moment of Zen - T-Ball

Sports announcer Bob Costas calls the play-by-play for t-ball on the South Lawn.
05/07/2001
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Other News - Strom of the Century

While Orrin Hatch accuses Democrats of holding a Strom Thurmond death watch, Strom Thurmond accuses a potted plant of having lips that say 'no' but eyes that say 'yes.'
05/07/2001
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Headlines - Bush League

President George W. Bush opened a t-ball game on the White House South Lawn with the ceremonial forced attempt at humor.
05/07/2001
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Ad Nauseam - Women

Today's advertisers know that women may look good on the outside, but in the inside, they're a mess.
05/07/2001
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Chris Robinson

Every time the Black Crowes are in their tour bus the bus driver crashes it into a car.
05/07/2001
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Drysdale - Old Farts

Eric Drysdale talks to the creator of the Fart Machine and an advocate of The Whoopee Cushion.
05/08/2001
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Preview - Week of 5/9/01

Mo Rocca learns firsthand the ins and outs of becoming a flight attendant.
05/08/2001
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Moment of Zen - Greek Orthodox Wedding

ests applaud and cheer at a Greek Orthodox wedding.
05/08/2001
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Dollars and Cents - Energy Prices

Steve Carell and Vance DeGeneres are hanging ten and kicking back with some prudent fiscal analysis.
05/08/2001
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