The Colbert Report
Alpha Dog of the Week - Markus Bestin
Season 6 • 02/09/2010
Just like Rosa Parks and Gandhi, Markus Bestin fights for civil man-whore rights.
Formidable Opponent - Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's TrialThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen wants to give Khalid Sheikh Mohammed a fair public trial until he hears Stephen's defense.
Jonathan Safran FoerThe Colbert ReportS6
Jonathan Safran Foer says the U.S. farm system is perfectly antithetical to American values.
Sarah Palin Uses a Hand-O-PrompterThe Colbert ReportS6
Sarah Palin uses a hand-o-prompter and defends Rush Limbaugh for calling liberals "retards."
Office Super Bowl Ad PoolThe Colbert ReportS6
Toyota's Super Bowl ad should have had a talking crocodile plowing his Prius into a herd of sexy zebras.
The Word - Faux 'N' TellThe Colbert ReportS6
If the underwear bomber was weak enough to give intelligence when he wasn't tortured, imagine what he would have said under duress.
Sign Off - It's Lonely at the TopThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen's lonely at the top, and he can't imagine what it's like where you are.
George StephanopoulosThe Colbert ReportS6
George Stephanopoulos discusses his work on "The Week" and "GMA" over a Heineken.
Celebrate Black History Month With HeinekenThe Colbert ReportS6
The best way to rejoice in the achievements of our black countrymen is with a Heineken.
Corporate Free Speech - Chris DoddThe Colbert ReportS6
Chris Dodd proposes a constitutional amendment to prevent elections from becoming the Super Bowl of advertising.
Alpha Dog of the Week - Markus BestinThe Colbert ReportS6
Markus Bestin follows in the footsteps of Rosa Parks and Gandhi by fighting for civil man-whore rights.
Intro - 2/10/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen profiles Chicago's 5th district, and Claire Danes plays an autistic woman who designs slaughterhouses.
Better Know a District - Illinois' 5thThe Colbert ReportS6
Shouting verbal abuses at the Wieners Circle is a lot of fun, but families might want to steer clear of the kids' menu.
We're Off to See the BlizzardThe Colbert ReportS6
Based on the latest data from the Dopplest 9000 radar, Stephen can only assume that the sun has been destroyed.
Better Know a District - Illinois' 5th - Mike QuigleyThe Colbert ReportS6
Mike Quigley does a quick improv scene with Stephen and refuses to embarrass his district by singing.
Claire DanesThe Colbert ReportS6
Claire Danes describes her role as an autistic woman who designed a system where cows can walk easily to their death.
David RossThe Colbert ReportS6
David Ross thinks good Olympic art should contain a heroic individual. With that in mind, Stephen presents his Vancouver poster.
Sign Off - See You in VancouverThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen is off to Vancouver for the Winter Olympics with his poster.
The Word - Political SuicideThe Colbert ReportS6
Republicans were doing such a good job of getting nothing done before Obama invited them to a televised health care summit.
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