The Colbert Report
Stephen Is Sick
Season 6 • 07/05/2010
Stephen has a fever and nothing left in his stomach, but he won't leave America hanging.
Tangelo-American John BoehnerThe Colbert ReportS6
John Boehner is going to be hard hit by the tanning tax because his tanning bed is also his bed.
ThreatDown - Dawn, Actual Food & Texas GOPThe Colbert ReportS6
Dawn causes the BP oil spill, underprocessed SpaghettiOs get recalled, and the Texas GOP wants to criminalize sodomy.
Intro - 7/1/10The Colbert ReportS6
Texas Republicans want to criminalize homosexuality, and Manny Howard turns his New York City backyard into a farm.
Al Qaeda Starts Inspire MagazineThe Colbert ReportS6
Al Qaeda's Inspire Magazine appeals to American terrorists with features like "Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's Manscaping Tips."
Sign Off - Obsessive-Compulsive DisorderThe Colbert ReportS6
Viewers with obsessive-compulsive disorder are going to want to turn off the TV, turn it back on again, then turn it back off.
Manny HowardThe Colbert ReportS6
Manny Howard tried to grow tilapia in his bathtub and almost beat a rabbit to death with a dustpan in self-defense.
Electronic Frontier Foundation - Cindy CohnThe Colbert ReportS6
Cindy Cohn doubts that President Obama is coming for our guns online and doesn't find Stephen's Hitler joke funny.
Michio KakuThe Colbert ReportS6
Michio Kaku believes we will have something resembling a Harry Potter invisibility cloak within the coming decades.
Sign Off - The Hot ZoneThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen hopes nobody got sick from watching the show and advises against licking the screen tonight.
Unemployment Benefits - Paul KrugmanThe Colbert ReportS6
Paul Krugman says giving money to the unemployed is a very fast, effective way of creating jobs.
Stephen Is SickThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen is all set to do the show with his Colbert Report robe, little bunny slippers and nana's blanket.
Latest Soap Opera NewsThe Colbert ReportS6
After spending yesterday couch-bound in the fetal position, Stephen caught up on the news he usually misses.
The Word - The White StuffThe Colbert ReportS6
For the last two years, Stephen has been hosting a Chinese show called "The Best Lucky Number Joy Time Fun Colbert Hour and Friends."
Intro - 7/6/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen looks at America's troubled educational system and hopes Garret Keizer enjoys the vuvuzela in his gift bag.
I's on Edjukashun - Loyola, Texas Textbooks & Wal-MartThe Colbert ReportS6
Loyola Law School inflates grades, Texas can't afford new science textbooks, and Wal-Mart helps its workers get college degrees.
Garret KeizerThe Colbert ReportS6
Garret Keizer says noise and silence get distributed like other forms of wealth and disadvantage.
The Carell CorralThe Colbert ReportS6
Happy Meals now come with Zoloft, and Stephen Colbert is definitely not a 40-year-old virgin.
Sign Off - 2010 Sexy Spermatozoa CalendarThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen flips through his 2010 Sexy Spermatozoa Calendar.
The Economist Photoshops Obama's PictureThe Colbert ReportS6
The Economist could have gone further to really drive home the point that President Obama is a coast-destroying failure.
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