The Colbert Report

Stephen Is Sick

Season 6 • 07/05/2010

Stephen has a fever and nothing left in his stomach, but he won't leave America hanging.

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03:09

Tangelo-American John Boehner
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John Boehner is going to be hard hit by the tanning tax because his tanning bed is also his bed.
07/01/2010
05:06

ThreatDown - Dawn, Actual Food & Texas GOP
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Dawn causes the BP oil spill, underprocessed SpaghettiOs get recalled, and the Texas GOP wants to criminalize sodomy.
07/01/2010
00:26

Intro - 7/1/10
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Texas Republicans want to criminalize homosexuality, and Manny Howard turns his New York City backyard into a farm.
07/01/2010
02:12

Al Qaeda Starts Inspire Magazine
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Al Qaeda's Inspire Magazine appeals to American terrorists with features like "Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's Manscaping Tips."
07/01/2010
00:44

Sign Off - Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder
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Viewers with obsessive-compulsive disorder are going to want to turn off the TV, turn it back on again, then turn it back off.
07/01/2010
07:12

Manny Howard
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Manny Howard tried to grow tilapia in his bathtub and almost beat a rabbit to death with a dustpan in self-defense.
07/01/2010
06:09

Electronic Frontier Foundation - Cindy Cohn
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Cindy Cohn doubts that President Obama is coming for our guns online and doesn't find Stephen's Hitler joke funny.
07/05/2010
04:09

Michio Kaku
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Michio Kaku believes we will have something resembling a Harry Potter invisibility cloak within the coming decades.
07/05/2010
00:42

Sign Off - The Hot Zone
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Stephen hopes nobody got sick from watching the show and advises against licking the screen tonight.
07/05/2010
07:23

Unemployment Benefits - Paul Krugman
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Paul Krugman says giving money to the unemployed is a very fast, effective way of creating jobs.
07/05/2010
01:22

Stephen Is Sick
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Stephen is all set to do the show with his Colbert Report robe, little bunny slippers and nana's blanket.
07/05/2010
01:58

Latest Soap Opera News
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After spending yesterday couch-bound in the fetal position, Stephen caught up on the news he usually misses.
07/06/2010
04:16

The Word - The White Stuff
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For the last two years, Stephen has been hosting a Chinese show called "The Best Lucky Number Joy Time Fun Colbert Hour and Friends."
07/06/2010
00:03

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
07/06/2010
00:34

Intro - 7/6/10
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Stephen looks at America's troubled educational system and hopes Garret Keizer enjoys the vuvuzela in his gift bag.
07/06/2010
06:42

I's on Edjukashun - Loyola, Texas Textbooks & Wal-Mart
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Loyola Law School inflates grades, Texas can't afford new science textbooks, and Wal-Mart helps its workers get college degrees.
07/06/2010
06:12

Garret Keizer
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Garret Keizer says noise and silence get distributed like other forms of wealth and disadvantage.
07/06/2010
01:26

The Carell Corral
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Happy Meals now come with Zoloft, and Stephen Colbert is definitely not a 40-year-old virgin.
07/07/2010
00:05

Sign Off - 2010 Sexy Spermatozoa Calendar
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Stephen flips through his 2010 Sexy Spermatozoa Calendar.
07/07/2010
02:55

The Economist Photoshops Obama's Picture
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The Economist could have gone further to really drive home the point that President Obama is a coast-destroying failure.
07/07/2010
06:32

Steve Carell
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Steve Carell feels like he's in the witness relocation program, and Jon Stewart wants to escape The Daily Show.
07/07/2010
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