The Colbert Report

Stephen Is Sick

Season 6 • 07/05/2010

Stephen has a fever and nothing left in his stomach, but he won't leave America hanging.

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Tangelo-American John Boehner

John Boehner is going to be hard hit by the tanning tax because his tanning bed is also his bed.
07/01/2010
05:06

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ThreatDown - Dawn, Actual Food & Texas GOP

Dawn causes the BP oil spill, underprocessed SpaghettiOs get recalled, and the Texas GOP wants to criminalize sodomy.
07/01/2010
00:26

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Intro - 7/1/10

Texas Republicans want to criminalize homosexuality, and Manny Howard turns his New York City backyard into a farm.
07/01/2010
02:12

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Al Qaeda Starts Inspire Magazine

Al Qaeda's Inspire Magazine appeals to American terrorists with features like "Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's Manscaping Tips."
07/01/2010
00:44

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Sign Off - Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder

Viewers with obsessive-compulsive disorder are going to want to turn off the TV, turn it back on again, then turn it back off.
07/01/2010
07:12

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Manny Howard

Manny Howard tried to grow tilapia in his bathtub and almost beat a rabbit to death with a dustpan in self-defense.
07/01/2010
06:09

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Electronic Frontier Foundation - Cindy Cohn

Cindy Cohn doubts that President Obama is coming for our guns online and doesn't find Stephen's Hitler joke funny.
07/05/2010
04:09

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Michio Kaku

Michio Kaku believes we will have something resembling a Harry Potter invisibility cloak within the coming decades.
07/05/2010
00:42

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Sign Off - The Hot Zone

Stephen hopes nobody got sick from watching the show and advises against licking the screen tonight.
07/05/2010
07:23

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Unemployment Benefits - Paul Krugman

Paul Krugman says giving money to the unemployed is a very fast, effective way of creating jobs.
07/05/2010
01:22

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Stephen Is Sick

Stephen is all set to do the show with his Colbert Report robe, little bunny slippers and nana's blanket.
07/05/2010
01:58

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Latest Soap Opera News

After spending yesterday couch-bound in the fetal position, Stephen caught up on the news he usually misses.
07/06/2010
04:16

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The Word - The White Stuff

For the last two years, Stephen has been hosting a Chinese show called "The Best Lucky Number Joy Time Fun Colbert Hour and Friends."
07/06/2010
00:03

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
07/06/2010
00:34

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Intro - 7/6/10

Stephen looks at America's troubled educational system and hopes Garret Keizer enjoys the vuvuzela in his gift bag.
07/06/2010
06:42

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I's on Edjukashun - Loyola, Texas Textbooks & Wal-Mart

Loyola Law School inflates grades, Texas can't afford new science textbooks, and Wal-Mart helps its workers get college degrees.
07/06/2010
06:12

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Garret Keizer

Garret Keizer says noise and silence get distributed like other forms of wealth and disadvantage.
07/06/2010
01:26

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The Carell Corral

Happy Meals now come with Zoloft, and Stephen Colbert is definitely not a 40-year-old virgin.
07/07/2010
00:05

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Sign Off - 2010 Sexy Spermatozoa Calendar

Stephen flips through his 2010 Sexy Spermatozoa Calendar.
07/07/2010
02:55

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The Economist Photoshops Obama's Picture

The Economist could have gone further to really drive home the point that President Obama is a coast-destroying failure.
07/07/2010
06:32

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Steve Carell

Steve Carell feels like he's in the witness relocation program, and Jon Stewart wants to escape The Daily Show.
07/07/2010
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