The Colbert Report
Spanish State of the Rubio
Season 9 • 02/13/2013
ABC News phonetically transcribes Marco Rubio's Spanish State of the Union response in English.
The Colbert ReportS9 RNC Autopsy
Republicans hold a conference to assess election losses, but RNC Chair Reince Priebus thinks the GOP just needs to smile more.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 2/12/13
Republicans take sides, Hollywood tackles gun safety, and The Oxford American's Roger Hodge stops by The Report.
The Colbert ReportS9 Arizona's Gun Posse
Volunteer school guards perform weapons drills with Steven Seagal, but history proves that many have already had extensive experience with police.
The Colbert ReportS9 Roger Hodge
Roger Hodge talks about his quarterly, The Oxford American, slow-smoked pig and the music of Louisiana.
The Colbert ReportS9 Conservative Victory Project
The Tea Party isn't going to take Karl Rove's Stab-You-in-the-Back Super PAC lying down; they will charge ahead with even more conservative positions.
The Colbert ReportS9 Dave Grohl
Dave Grohl talks about Nirvana, L.A.'s legendary Sound City Studios and his touring super group, the Sound City Players.
The Colbert ReportS9 Obama's State of the Union
President Fidel Handout raises the federal minimum wage to nine dollars an hour, but he says nothing about raising the maximum wage.
The Colbert ReportS9 State of the Rubio
Florida Senator Marco Rubio gets cotton mouth and ducks off camera during the biggest speech of his life.
The Colbert ReportS9 Spanish State of the Rubio
Marco Rubio's Spanish speech runs four minutes longer than the English version, but ABC News botches the translation.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - "Here's the Deal"
Stephen pulls up David Leonhardt's book on his iPad.
The Colbert ReportS9 Gavin Newsom
The Lieutenant Governor of California shares his book, "Citizenville: How to Take the Town Square Digital and Reinvent Government."
The Colbert ReportS9 Nailed 'Em - Richard Eggers
One bank finally nails the highest level white-collar mortgage banker to date: a 68-year-old customer service representative.
The Colbert ReportS9 Standard & Poor's Ratings Lawsuit
The government grows a pair and goes after S&P for giving AAA ratings to what they knew were worthless securities.
The Colbert ReportS9 Standard & Poor's Ratings Lawsuit - David Leonhardt
The New York Times Washington bureau chief David Leonhardt discusses S&P's defense, private bank suits and the AIG bailout.
The Colbert ReportS9 St. Valentine's Day
Valentine's Day should be spent guzzling skins full of wine, sacrificing goats to Venus, and whipping women to promote fertility.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen fires off a few WristStrong bracelets.
The Colbert ReportS9 Emily Bazelon
The senior editor of Slate discusses her book, "Sticks & Stones: Defeating the Culture of Bullying and Rediscovering the Power of Character and Empathy."
The Colbert ReportS9 Obama's Secretive Golf Outing
America deserves to know who drove the golf cart, who rode shotgun and whether or not the president hit from the ladies' tee.
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