The Colbert Report
Spanish State of the Rubio
Season 9 • 02/13/2013
ABC News phonetically transcribes Marco Rubio's Spanish State of the Union response in English.
RNC AutopsyThe Colbert ReportS9
Republicans hold a conference to assess election losses, but RNC Chair Reince Priebus thinks the GOP just needs to smile more.
Intro - 2/12/13The Colbert ReportS9
Republicans take sides, Hollywood tackles gun safety, and The Oxford American's Roger Hodge stops by The Report.
Arizona's Gun PosseThe Colbert ReportS9
Volunteer school guards perform weapons drills with Steven Seagal, but history proves that many have already had extensive experience with police.
Roger HodgeThe Colbert ReportS9
Roger Hodge talks about his quarterly, The Oxford American, slow-smoked pig and the music of Louisiana.
Conservative Victory ProjectThe Colbert ReportS9
The Tea Party isn't going to take Karl Rove's Stab-You-in-the-Back Super PAC lying down; they will charge ahead with even more conservative positions.
Dave GrohlThe Colbert ReportS9
Dave Grohl talks about Nirvana, L.A.'s legendary Sound City Studios and his touring super group, the Sound City Players.
Obama's State of the UnionThe Colbert ReportS9
President Fidel Handout raises the federal minimum wage to nine dollars an hour, but he says nothing about raising the maximum wage.
State of the RubioThe Colbert ReportS9
Florida Senator Marco Rubio gets cotton mouth and ducks off camera during the biggest speech of his life.
Spanish State of the RubioThe Colbert ReportS9
Marco Rubio's Spanish speech runs four minutes longer than the English version, but ABC News botches the translation.
Sign Off - "Here's the Deal"The Colbert ReportS9
Stephen pulls up David Leonhardt's book on his iPad.
Gavin NewsomThe Colbert ReportS9
The Lieutenant Governor of California shares his book, "Citizenville: How to Take the Town Square Digital and Reinvent Government."
Nailed 'Em - Richard EggersThe Colbert ReportS9
One bank finally nails the highest level white-collar mortgage banker to date: a 68-year-old customer service representative.
Standard & Poor's Ratings LawsuitThe Colbert ReportS9
The government grows a pair and goes after S&P for giving AAA ratings to what they knew were worthless securities.
Standard & Poor's Ratings Lawsuit - David LeonhardtThe Colbert ReportS9
The New York Times Washington bureau chief David Leonhardt discusses S&P's defense, private bank suits and the AIG bailout.
St. Valentine's DayThe Colbert ReportS9
Valentine's Day should be spent guzzling skins full of wine, sacrificing goats to Venus, and whipping women to promote fertility.
Sign Off - GoodnightThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen fires off a few WristStrong bracelets.
Emily BazelonThe Colbert ReportS9
The senior editor of Slate discusses her book, "Sticks & Stones: Defeating the Culture of Bullying and Rediscovering the Power of Character and Empathy."
Obama's Secretive Golf OutingThe Colbert ReportS9
America deserves to know who drove the golf cart, who rode shotgun and whether or not the president hit from the ladies' tee.
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