The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 8 • 08/20/2003
San Franciscans receive Healthy Penis enthusiastically.
Cynthia NixonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Cynthia Nixon talks about surviving the blackout and Jon Stewart not getting laid in the final season of "Sex and the City."
Moment of Zen - Lastman StandingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The mayor of Toronto is tired of being pushed around by the United States.
Canadian BeaconThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Canada has become popular because it doesn't go around declaring war on everyone these days.
Mess O'Potamia - SabotageThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The Iraqis are helping us un-build their country through a careful program of sabotage.
Where Are They Evil Now?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon Stewart can't tell if the audience has more sympathy for Idi Amin or Ted Kaczynski.
Ad Nauseam - Getting Hit in the NutsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Ed Helms examines the regions of the brain that advertisers attempt to stimulate by hitting people in the nuts.
Re-Decision 2003 - Actor SpeakThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Rob Lowe announces on "Extra!" that he will be joining the campaign of Arnold Schwarzenegger as an advisor.
Moment of Zen - The People's GovernorThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
In Arnold Schwarzenegger's first political ad, he tells us that he wants to be the people's governor.
Will ShortzThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon and Will Shortz bore the audience to tears with their love of crossword puzzles.
Re-Decision 2003 - Don't Give A RipThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Beleaguered California Governor Gray Davis takes a rather weak stand against the ascendant G.O.P
Sore LoserThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Healthy Penis and Phil the Giant Syphilis Sore battle it out for the hearts and minds of syphilitic Californians.
Back in Black - Idiot PowerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Lewis Black examines the preposterous over indulgence of blackout "survivors."
Jon MagazineThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon Magazine features every part of the pig: ladies porcelain shoes, voyeurism and numbered pages.
Dennis KucinichThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Dennis Kucinich and Jon talk about why frontrunners tend to move more to the center.
Moment of Zen - Not in ServiceThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
A bus is out of service during the 2003 Blackout.
New MascotThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon Stewart introduces a new mascot to over compensate for The Man Show's Juggies.
Headlines - Bush ToysThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
KB Toys introduces a line of toys for the Bush Administration.
Runaway for the BorderThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Stephen Colbert examines the sad struggle of Democratic senators in Texas who find themselves homeless in the face of hostile redistricting.
Headlines - Power of AttorneyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
John Ashcroft goes on the road to defend the surveillance tactics employed by the Patriot Act.
Moment of Zen - Senator Joe LiebermanThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Senator Joseph Lieberman tries to speak Spanish to the Congressional Hispanic Caucus.
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