The Colbert Report
Season 1 • 11/02/2005
The New York Times has never heard of "truthiness."
The Colbert ReportS1 Formidable Opponent - Charity
Stephen turns to the only man with the balls to go to the mat on the charity issue -- himself.
The Colbert ReportS1 Ken Burns
Stephen asks Ken Burns why nobody is doing a documentary about his show.
The Colbert ReportS1 Intro - 11/1/05
Stephen talks to documentarian Ken Burns, while Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles begin their tour of America.
The Colbert ReportS1 Fatwa
There is a death warrant out for Stephen Colbert because he said Halloween is a better holiday than Ramadan.
The Colbert ReportS1 Bruce Feiler
Bruce Feiler has walked the Bible and believes that God was born in Iraq.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - Cat
A new radio station plays music for lonely house-bound pets, prompting Stephen to question if we, as a society, over-pamper our animals.
The Colbert ReportS1 The War on Wal-Mart
Stephen called the war on Wal-Mart before The New York Times did.
The Colbert ReportS1 Lieber - One Testicle
Russ Lieber leaves Stephen a voicemail with the story of why he has one testicle.
The Colbert ReportS1 Intro - 11/2/05
Tonight's episode features dancing with dogs, biblical scholar/food writer Bruce Feiler, Wal-Mart's deadly secret and cross words for The New York Times.
The Colbert ReportS1 C-Span Coverage
C-Span 2 had some very alternative coverage during the Senate's closed-door session, and The New York Times has never heard of "truthiness."
The Colbert ReportS1 Fract - Karl Marx
Karl Marx wasn't so smart. He spelled "Capital" with a "K"!
The Colbert ReportS1 Bradley Whitford
Stephen Colbert gushes over "The West Wing," a show that's destroying America.
The Colbert ReportS1 The In-Box - Kicking Ass
Gary P. from Cincinnati thinks Stephen kicks ass, but left out the part about him taking names.
The Colbert ReportS1 Better Know a District - Ohio's 11th - Stephanie Tubbs Jones
Stephen Colbert and Stephanie Tubbs Jones discuss Lincoln's hobbies.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - Shhhh!...
During Bush's first term, we didn't want to know all the depressing things that were going on, and the press had the savvy not to try and find out.
The Colbert ReportS1 Judge Tubbs
The Colbert Report hires Ohio Representative Stephanie Tubbs Jones to be its new legal expert.
The Colbert ReportS1 Intro - 11/3/05
Ladies of a certain age, The Colbert Report gives you -- Bradley Whitford
The Colbert ReportS1 Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots
On the fifth anniversary of George W. Bush's presidential election, Stephen uses Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots to illustrate the anger of the citizens.
The Colbert ReportS1 Rioting Do's and Don'ts
Smashing windows and burning cars are both riot essentials.
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