The Colbert Report
Stephen's 1000th Ticket
Season 8 • 02/28/2012
Stephen claims his 1,000th-episode prize.
Arizona GOP DebateThe Colbert ReportS8
At the GOP presidential debate in Arizona, Mitt Romney slaps down Rick Santorum's accusation that Romneycare led to Obamacare.
Posthumous Mormon BaptismThe Colbert ReportS8
Holocaust survivor Elie Wiesel calls on Mitt Romney to end the Mormon practice of posthumously baptizing Jews.
Mitt Romney's & Rick Santorum's Michigan CampaignsThe Colbert ReportS8
Mitt Romney connects with empty seats, and Rick Santorum promotes the real American Dream of future generations having less opportunity.
Peggielene BartelsThe Colbert ReportS8
Peggielene Bartels describes the Ghanaian libation ritual and discusses her achievements as the king of Otuam.
Intro - 2/28/12The Colbert ReportS8
High gas prices could hurt Barack Obama's re-election campaign, the Girl Scouts might have a secret agenda, and Ross Eisenbrey considers labor issues.
Rising Oil Prices - John KilduffThe Colbert ReportS8
With the economy on the upswing, Barack Obama's approval rating soars, but one thing could put the breaks on his momentum.
Mr. Smith Goes to the State Legislature, Then Later Possibly Washington - Bob Morris & Kyle JonesThe Colbert ReportS8
Indiana Representative Bob Morris comes down on Girl Scouts' radical agenda, and New Hampshire Representative Kyle Jones repeals labor lunch break laws.
The Colbert Report's 1000th ShowThe Colbert ReportS8
Think of all that Stephen has accomplished in 1,000 Colbert Report episodes.
Ross EisenbreyThe Colbert ReportS8
Ross Eisenbrey believes that everyone -- from interns to college athletes --should be paid for working for someone else's financial benefit.
Stephen's 1000th TicketThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen turns in his 1,000 skee-ball tickets for a prize.
Countdown to Loving MittThe Colbert ReportS8
Mitt Romney wins his home state of Michigan by a whopping 3.2%, causing Republicans to be even more Mittbivalent.
Intro - 2/29/12The Colbert ReportS8
A new way to help the poor emerges, the contraceptive debate heats up, and William Shatner eradicates the Colbert Report's tribbles.
William ShatnerThe Colbert ReportS8
William Shatner discusses love, life, horses and his Broadway show "Shatner's World."
The Word - Change We Can Believe InThe Colbert ReportS8
Barack Obama's plan to eliminate the Bush tax cuts for the wealthy pits rich against poor, but luckily, the poor aren't buying it.
Tip/Wag - Kansas' Male Birth Control Pill & New York's BabyccinoThe Colbert ReportS8
The spermicidal maniacs at the University of Kansas develop a male birth control pill, and Brooklyn coffee shops hook babies on the foam dragon.
Claire DanesThe Colbert ReportS8
Claire Danes talks about her role as a bipolar CIA agent in her TV show "Homeland."
Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown - Yo Mama JokesThe Colbert ReportS8
Researchers discover a Babylonian gut-buster thought to predate even the earliest biblical "Yo Mama" joke.
Countdown to Loving Mitt - Jeb BushThe Colbert ReportS8
As the countdown to Super Tuesday continues, Republicans consider Jeb Bush a possible last-ditch candidate.
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