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Stephen's 1000th Ticket
Season 8 • 02/28/2012
Stephen claims his 1,000th-episode prize.
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03:48
The Colbert Report
S8
Arizona GOP Debate
At the GOP presidential debate in Arizona, Mitt Romney slaps down Rick Santorum's accusation that Romneycare led to Obamacare.
02/23/2012
05:10
The Colbert Report
S8
Posthumous Mormon Baptism
Holocaust survivor Elie Wiesel calls on Mitt Romney to end the Mormon practice of posthumously baptizing Jews.
02/23/2012
00:06
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight.
02/27/2012
06:57
The Colbert Report
S8
Mitt Romney's & Rick Santorum's Michigan Campaigns
Mitt Romney connects with empty seats, and Rick Santorum promotes the real American Dream of future generations having less opportunity.
02/27/2012
05:21
The Colbert Report
S8
Peggielene Bartels
Peggielene Bartels describes the Ghanaian libation ritual and discusses her achievements as the king of Otuam.
02/27/2012
00:37
The Colbert Report
S8
Intro - 2/28/12
High gas prices could hurt Barack Obama's re-election campaign, the Girl Scouts might have a secret agenda, and Ross Eisenbrey considers labor issues.
02/28/2012
05:38
The Colbert Report
S8
Rising Oil Prices - John Kilduff
With the economy on the upswing, Barack Obama's approval rating soars, but one thing could put the breaks on his momentum.
02/28/2012
04:12
The Colbert Report
S8
Mr. Smith Goes to the State Legislature, Then Later Possibly Washington - Bob Morris & Kyle Jones
Indiana Representative Bob Morris comes down on Girl Scouts' radical agenda, and New Hampshire Representative Kyle Jones repeals labor lunch break laws.
02/28/2012
03:06
The Colbert Report
S8
The Colbert Report's 1000th Show
Think of all that Stephen has accomplished in 1,000 Colbert Report episodes.
02/28/2012
06:04
The Colbert Report
S8
Ross Eisenbrey
Ross Eisenbrey believes that everyone -- from interns to college athletes --should be paid for working for someone else's financial benefit.
02/28/2012
01:12
The Colbert Report
S8
Stephen's 1000th Ticket
Stephen turns in his 1,000 skee-ball tickets for a prize.
02/28/2012
03:31
The Colbert Report
S8
Countdown to Loving Mitt
Mitt Romney wins his home state of Michigan by a whopping 3.2%, causing Republicans to be even more Mittbivalent.
02/29/2012
00:33
The Colbert Report
S8
Intro - 2/29/12
A new way to help the poor emerges, the contraceptive debate heats up, and William Shatner eradicates the Colbert Report's tribbles.
02/29/2012
06:13
The Colbert Report
S8
William Shatner
William Shatner discusses love, life, horses and his Broadway show "Shatner's World."
02/29/2012
00:06
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight.
02/29/2012
05:08
The Colbert Report
S8
The Word - Change We Can Believe In
Barack Obama's plan to eliminate the Bush tax cuts for the wealthy pits rich against poor, but luckily, the poor aren't buying it.
02/29/2012
05:12
The Colbert Report
S8
Tip/Wag - Kansas' Male Birth Control Pill & New York's Babyccino
The spermicidal maniacs at the University of Kansas develop a male birth control pill, and Brooklyn coffee shops hook babies on the foam dragon.
02/29/2012
06:00
The Colbert Report
S8
Claire Danes
Claire Danes talks about her role as a bipolar CIA agent in her TV show "Homeland."
03/01/2012
04:43
The Colbert Report
S8
Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown - Yo Mama Jokes
Researchers discover a Babylonian gut-buster thought to predate even the earliest biblical "Yo Mama" joke.
03/01/2012
02:21
The Colbert Report
S8
Countdown to Loving Mitt - Jeb Bush
As the countdown to Super Tuesday continues, Republicans consider Jeb Bush a possible last-ditch candidate.
03/01/2012
07:13
The Colbert Report
S8
People Who Are Destroying America - Teachers
Dawn Quarles, a Florida high school teacher, faces voter fraud fines for registering her students to vote.
03/01/2012
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