The Colbert Report
Stephen's 1000th Ticket
Season 8 • 02/28/2012
Stephen claims his 1,000th-episode prize.
The Colbert ReportS8 Arizona GOP Debate
At the GOP presidential debate in Arizona, Mitt Romney slaps down Rick Santorum's accusation that Romneycare led to Obamacare.
The Colbert ReportS8 Posthumous Mormon Baptism
Holocaust survivor Elie Wiesel calls on Mitt Romney to end the Mormon practice of posthumously baptizing Jews.
The Colbert ReportS8 Mitt Romney's & Rick Santorum's Michigan Campaigns
Mitt Romney connects with empty seats, and Rick Santorum promotes the real American Dream of future generations having less opportunity.
The Colbert ReportS8 Peggielene Bartels
Peggielene Bartels describes the Ghanaian libation ritual and discusses her achievements as the king of Otuam.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 2/28/12
High gas prices could hurt Barack Obama's re-election campaign, the Girl Scouts might have a secret agenda, and Ross Eisenbrey considers labor issues.
The Colbert ReportS8 Rising Oil Prices - John Kilduff
With the economy on the upswing, Barack Obama's approval rating soars, but one thing could put the breaks on his momentum.
The Colbert ReportS8 Mr. Smith Goes to the State Legislature, Then Later Possibly Washington - Bob Morris & Kyle Jones
Indiana Representative Bob Morris comes down on Girl Scouts' radical agenda, and New Hampshire Representative Kyle Jones repeals labor lunch break laws.
The Colbert ReportS8 The Colbert Report's 1000th Show
Think of all that Stephen has accomplished in 1,000 Colbert Report episodes.
The Colbert ReportS8 Ross Eisenbrey
Ross Eisenbrey believes that everyone -- from interns to college athletes --should be paid for working for someone else's financial benefit.
The Colbert ReportS8 Stephen's 1000th Ticket
Stephen turns in his 1,000 skee-ball tickets for a prize.
The Colbert ReportS8 Countdown to Loving Mitt
Mitt Romney wins his home state of Michigan by a whopping 3.2%, causing Republicans to be even more Mittbivalent.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 2/29/12
A new way to help the poor emerges, the contraceptive debate heats up, and William Shatner eradicates the Colbert Report's tribbles.
The Colbert ReportS8 William Shatner
William Shatner discusses love, life, horses and his Broadway show "Shatner's World."
The Colbert ReportS8 The Word - Change We Can Believe In
Barack Obama's plan to eliminate the Bush tax cuts for the wealthy pits rich against poor, but luckily, the poor aren't buying it.
The Colbert ReportS8 Tip/Wag - Kansas' Male Birth Control Pill & New York's Babyccino
The spermicidal maniacs at the University of Kansas develop a male birth control pill, and Brooklyn coffee shops hook babies on the foam dragon.
The Colbert ReportS8 Claire Danes
Claire Danes talks about her role as a bipolar CIA agent in her TV show "Homeland."
The Colbert ReportS8 Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown - Yo Mama Jokes
Researchers discover a Babylonian gut-buster thought to predate even the earliest biblical "Yo Mama" joke.
The Colbert ReportS8 Countdown to Loving Mitt - Jeb Bush
As the countdown to Super Tuesday continues, Republicans consider Jeb Bush a possible last-ditch candidate.
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