The Colbert Report
Search for a New Black Friend - First Submissions
Season 2 • 06/07/2006
Candidates for Stephen's new black friend holla at him.
The Colbert ReportS2 Christiane Amanpour
Christiane Amanpour instructs Stephen on the correct way to pronounce Iraq and Iran.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Military
Stephen proposes a military plan that will keep marriage pure between a man and a woman, regardless of whether that man and woman want to stay married.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - 666 Almost Over
The most evil day in all of human history, 6/6/06, is almost over, which means Stephen can restore evil items to his shelf.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 6/6/06
Tonight's episode is full of backward Satanic messages, gay marriage, college graduates and CNN foreign correspondent Christiane Amanpour.
The Colbert ReportS2 ThreatDown - Bad Heroin
Millions of deadly doses of Fentanyl-laced heroin might still be on the streets and Stephen advises his smack-addicted viewers to kick the H.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Vaughniston
Stephen finally decides on a combined name for Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn.
The Colbert ReportS2 Balrog
CNN confuses Satan with the Balrog from Lord of the Rings.
The Colbert ReportS2 Steve Squyres
Stephen asks Steve Squyres, the principal investigator of the Mars Exploration Rover Mission, if they've found oil on Mars yet.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Big Deal
Al Gore's movie is the highest-grossing PowerPoint presentation in history.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 6/7/06
In tonight's episode, Stephen discusses Mars with Steve Squyres and the U.S. offers nuclear technology to Iran.
The Colbert ReportS2 Search for a New Black Friend - First Submissions
The e-mail responses to Stephen's search for a new black friend have been whelming.
The Colbert ReportS2 Better Know a District - Texas' 22nd - Tom DeLay
Stephen describes an exquisitely gerrymandered district and gets an exclusive fake interview with Tom DeLay.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 6/8/06
In this episode, World Cup fever, Tom DeLay's last day in Congress and a visit with author Steven Johnson.
The Colbert ReportS2 Steve Johnson
Author Steve Johnson talks about how kids today are recreating history in video games instead of stealing their dads' beer.
The Colbert ReportS2 Honorary Doctor
Stephen received an honorary doctorate from Knox College after performing a commencement speech there.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Goooooaaaaaal!
Stephen explains why it would be in America's best interest to ignore the World Cup.
The Colbert ReportS2 Good News About Terror
Stephen announces that women over 40 are now more likely to get married than get killed in a terrorist attack.
The Colbert ReportS2 A Tip From Stephen Colbert's Gardening Almanac
Stephen offers a tip from his very own gardening almanac.
The Colbert ReportS2 On Notice - Mort Zuckerman
Following a poorly researched fax transmission, Stephen Colbert puts U.S. News & World Report editor Mort Zuckerman On Notice.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 6/12/06
Tonight's episode features images of Tom DeLay, the Tony Awards and Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
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