The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Intro - Paris' Blackberry
Season 10 E 24 • 02/22/2005
Jon's number apparently isn't on Paris Hilton's Blackberry.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E23Headlines - All Axis Pass
New evil kid on the block Syria bids to take Iraq's vacated place in the axis of evil.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E23Be Cool
The United States and China, the world's largest emitters of greenhouse gasses, decided not to sign the Kyoto Protocol.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E23Come On! - Fad Diets
Anna Nicole Smith will do anything for a couple of daiquiris and some mayonnaise.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E23Moment of Zen - Intelligent Work
Donald Rumsfeld addresses a committee on the details of his job.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E23Mark Mills
Mark Mills talks about the value of waste and the value of new technology.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E24Moment of Zen - Hunter S. Thompson
Recently deceased Hunter S. Thompson reveals the secret of long life and good health.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E24Headlines - In Continent
President Bush makes his first trip to Europe since being reelected, barely managing to avoid the hand buzzer of NATO Secretary General Jaap de Hoop Scheffer.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E24Rachel Weisz
Globetrotter Rachel Weisz trumpets the merits of Montreal and genteelly pees in the presence of lions.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E24Heaven Can't Wait
Ed Helms looks at the legal issues inherent in Christians vanishing from the planet into heaven and those left behind enduring the mark of the beast.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E24The President Abroad
George W. Bush makes a visit to Europe and Stephen Colbert is there to explain the president's mindset with regards to Jacques Chirac.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E24Intro - Paris' Blackberry
Paris Hilton has lost her Blackberry and Jon is distraught to learn his number was not in it.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E25Peter Jennings Pt. 2
Peter Jennings notes that the government's been really rotten over the years, dissing UFO sighters.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E25Peter Jennings Pt. 1
Peter Jennings talks about his recent special on UFOs and some of the viewer conspiracy theories that he finds on blogs.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E25Great Moments in Punditry - Pathetic
Children read from a "Hannity & Colmes" transcript in which Sean Hannity and John Sylvester debate which of them has lower ratings.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E25Moment of Zen - Bush as a Role Model
Some released phone calls reveal that George W. Bush doesn't want to be a bad role model for kids.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E25In-Depth Minute - Social Engagement
Franklin D. Roosevelt created Social Security as a safety net for seniors so they would never be eaten by hoboes or washed by a monkey.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E25Headlines - Tape Worm
Doug Wead defends the Bush tapes on CNN -- his new hair color courtesy of Maxim's "Sandstorm Dusk."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E26Headlines - European Placation
President Bush is on a diplomatic tour of Europe, where its leaders have clarified for him that "Iran is not Iraq."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E26Moment of Zen - Nipple Fetish
Charlie Gibson says the phrase "nipple fetish."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E26Christina Ricci
Christina Ricci explains why she often tells people on set not to get too excited about the movie they're making.
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