The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Words of Mass Destruction

Season 7 • 08/14/2002

Sources inside the Pentagon say that sarcasm may not be enough to win a war of words.

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Moment of Zen - A Short War

Canadian war profiteer Allan Park needs a long war with lots of casualties to ensure sales of his Saddam Hussein toilet paper.
08/13/2002
08:11

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Scott Ritter

It's not like our weapons are weapons of mass love.
08/13/2002
03:47

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Canadian Ass Candy

Toilet paper that you can't even wipe your ass with has proven much more profitable than toilet paper that you can.
08/13/2002
03:09

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Headlines - Group Sects

The Iraqi opposition groups that weren't killed the last time we helped them met in Washington with the Bush Administration
08/13/2002
01:31

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Mark Your Calendar - August

Be sure to tell women that they're your equal this month. That ought to shut them up.
08/13/2002
06:37

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Kevin Nealon

Kevin Nealon's new show helps colorful crackpots get the message out about reptoid children, mind-control in Montauk and alien attacks on Los Angeles.
08/14/2002
01:11

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Heat Wave

The audience is guaranteed to enjoy tonight's show for one reason, air conditioning.
08/14/2002
00:15

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Moment of Zen - Right Trend Direction

President Bush details the last 6 quarters of economic activity.
08/14/2002
04:56

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Econ Artists

President Bush admits that times are kind of tough, but don't worry people, he's holding a one day economic forum. And Saddam Hussein issues a statement of condemnation.
08/14/2002
02:57

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Elvis Week

The 25th anniversary of Elvis Presley's death is celebrated in his hometown of Memphis, Tennessee.
08/14/2002
02:34

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Words of Mass Destruction

The United States launches a powerful theoretical attack of large font sans serif characters against Iraq, some even equipped with italics.
08/14/2002
00:48

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Intro - Blue Crush

Jon is going to see Blue Crush for the surfing, not for the hot ladies in bikinis.
08/15/2002
02:21

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Headlines - Receding Airlines

Part of the airlines' new plan is to make thousands of tiny planes on sticks.
08/15/2002
02:48

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Mr. Coughy

The cigarette machines come with a variety of virtual sales clerks who silently judge you.
08/15/2002
04:23

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Civil Lights

Stephen Colbert highlights the smokers' dream that one day we will all be judged by the content of our character and not the color of our lungs.
08/15/2002
02:38

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Plane Trouble

Rob Corddry has some great notes on why the airlines are in trouble, but they got taken away from him during the routine security strip search.
08/15/2002
05:16

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Rich Eisen

Rich Eisen and Jon talk about the Harlem Little League and Rich's favorite interview.
08/15/2002
00:09

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Moment Of Zen - Virtual Sales Clerk

A computer-generated black man in a cigarette machine won't sell cigarettes to minors.
08/15/2002
06:36

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Denis Leary

If Jon Stewart believed everything Denis Leary said while drunk, he would be Mrs. Denis Leary by now.
08/19/2002
03:49

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Even Stevphen - War

Stephen Colbert is not surprised that Ed Helms didn't go to Princeton, because Ed is stupid.
08/19/2002
02:34

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Washington D.C. Mayor Race

You do not have to be a guy standing by himself in a parking lot to appreciate the message of former exotic dancer and Washington, D.C., mayoral candidate, Faith.
08/19/2002
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