The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Got Milked?

Season 7 • 06/18/2003

Could a woman who almost died for her country be the next Melissa Rivers??

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Lewis Lapham

Lewis Lapham tells Jon why political apathy is a politician's greatest friend.
06/17/2003
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Moment of Zen - Arnold's Amnesia

Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot remember the California governor's name.
06/17/2003
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License to Pill

Congress is poised to pass legislation that would add prescription drug benefits to Medicare, but they may have to remove several days from seniors' pill organizers.
06/17/2003
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Senor Citizen Discount

Senior citizen renegades could give a damn about the good people from Pfizer. They just want to get high.
06/17/2003
03:55

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Digital Watch - Hello Photo

The technology advancements with digital cameras make taking pictures as simple as having your wisdom teeth out.
06/18/2003
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Media Lynch

The outpouring of gifts by various media outlets to Private Jessica Lynch doesn't lessen the importance of the news, it enlargens the importance of entertainment.
06/18/2003
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Moment of Zen - Carried Away

A nighttime look at Private Jessica Lynch's rescue.
06/18/2003
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We Got Your Beck

Major news today in the world of sports that no one really cares about.
06/18/2003
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Kelly Clarkson

With profanity and racy scenes not to be found in her new movie, From Justin to Kelly, we'll just have to wait for the From Rueben to Clay movie.
06/18/2003
02:26

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Private Benjamins

What does The Daily Show have to offer Jessica Lynch?? Plenty of crap, oh yes, plenty of crap.
06/18/2003
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Got Milked?

The capture and subsequent rescue of Private First Class Jessica Lynch made her a national hero, and a soon-to-be multimedia icon.
06/18/2003
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Moment of Zen - Don Minor Goodbye

Jon Stewart bids farewell to longtime prop master Don Minor.
06/19/2003
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Intro - Ron Livingston & Premium Cable

Jon sites "Sex and the City" as the best sexually explicit ensemble dramedy with an urban setting on premium cable.
06/19/2003
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Crap and Gown

Rob Corddry offers tips for college graduates entering the worst job market in 20 years.
06/19/2003
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Ron Livingston

Ron Livingston refuses to reveal whether the last episode of "Sex & the City" will end like the movie "Speed."
06/19/2003
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Not Without My Potter

The "Harry Potter" craze is proof that literary merchandising has come a long way since the Charles Bukowski urine-soaked pant.
06/19/2003
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Indecision 2004 - Race from the White House - Howard Dean Campaign Ad

Howard Dean throws his hat into the presidential ring with a can-do campaign ad.
06/19/2003
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Superfund Site

George W. Bush charges his supporters $2,000 for a fundraising gala, then serves them hot dogs, hamburgers and nachos.
06/19/2003
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Intro - Landmark Ruling

The Supreme Court issues a landmark ruling and Jon had to let his staff celebrate.
07/08/2003
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Bush in Africa

Stephen Colbert doesn't want to bother learning the names of the places he's been in Africa, because they're just going to change in five minutes anyway.
07/08/2003
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Tony Snow

Tony Snow thinks the key to Fox News' success has to do with the non-morons they put on the air.
07/08/2003
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