The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Got Milked?

Season 7 • 06/18/2003

Could a woman who almost died for her country be the next Melissa Rivers??

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07:06

Lewis Lapham
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Lewis Lapham tells Jon why political apathy is a politician's greatest friend.
06/17/2003
00:12

Moment of Zen - Arnold's Amnesia
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot remember the California governor's name.
06/17/2003
00:53

License to Pill
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Congress is poised to pass legislation that would add prescription drug benefits to Medicare, but they may have to remove several days from seniors' pill organizers.
06/17/2003
05:03

Senor Citizen Discount
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Senior citizen renegades could give a damn about the good people from Pfizer. They just want to get high.
06/17/2003
03:55

Digital Watch - Hello Photo
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The technology advancements with digital cameras make taking pictures as simple as having your wisdom teeth out.
06/18/2003
03:59

Media Lynch
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The outpouring of gifts by various media outlets to Private Jessica Lynch doesn't lessen the importance of the news, it enlargens the importance of entertainment.
06/18/2003
00:10

Moment of Zen - Carried Away
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A nighttime look at Private Jessica Lynch's rescue.
06/18/2003
01:09

We Got Your Beck
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Major news today in the world of sports that no one really cares about.
06/18/2003
05:02

Kelly Clarkson
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With profanity and racy scenes not to be found in her new movie, From Justin to Kelly, we'll just have to wait for the From Rueben to Clay movie.
06/18/2003
02:26

Private Benjamins
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What does The Daily Show have to offer Jessica Lynch?? Plenty of crap, oh yes, plenty of crap.
06/18/2003
02:16

Got Milked?
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The capture and subsequent rescue of Private First Class Jessica Lynch made her a national hero, and a soon-to-be multimedia icon.
06/18/2003
00:40

Moment of Zen - Don Minor Goodbye
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Jon Stewart bids farewell to longtime prop master Don Minor.
06/19/2003
01:02

Intro - Ron Livingston & Premium Cable
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Jon sites "Sex and the City" as the best sexually explicit ensemble dramedy with an urban setting on premium cable.
06/19/2003
03:50

Crap and Gown
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Rob Corddry offers tips for college graduates entering the worst job market in 20 years.
06/19/2003
05:27

Ron Livingston
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Ron Livingston refuses to reveal whether the last episode of "Sex & the City" will end like the movie "Speed."
06/19/2003
03:33

Not Without My Potter
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The "Harry Potter" craze is proof that literary merchandising has come a long way since the Charles Bukowski urine-soaked pant.
06/19/2003
00:46

Indecision 2004 - Race from the White House - Howard Dean Campaign Ad
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Howard Dean throws his hat into the presidential ring with a can-do campaign ad.
06/19/2003
03:30

Superfund Site
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George W. Bush charges his supporters $2,000 for a fundraising gala, then serves them hot dogs, hamburgers and nachos.
06/19/2003
01:18

Intro - Landmark Ruling
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The Supreme Court issues a landmark ruling and Jon had to let his staff celebrate.
07/08/2003
03:26

Bush in Africa
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Stephen Colbert doesn't want to bother learning the names of the places he's been in Africa, because they're just going to change in five minutes anyway.
07/08/2003
06:50

Tony Snow
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Tony Snow thinks the key to Fox News' success has to do with the non-morons they put on the air.
07/08/2003
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