John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show
Kirk Fox - No Kids
Season 2 E 5 • 04/21/2011
Kirk Fox doesn't want kids because he's afraid he might decapitate them with ceiling fans.
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06:28
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowS2 E5
John Oliver - The Upper Peninsula
John Oliver recalls a harrowing van trip he took through rural Michigan with a sinister man named Dave.
04/21/2011
02:59
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowS2 E5
Kumail Nanjiani - Horror Movies
Kumail Nanjiani is comfortable with the fact that he would be the first to die in any given scary movie.
04/21/2011
04:41
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowS2 E5
Glenn Wool - Scruffy
Glenn Wool's appearance means that he usually has to say five intelligent things before people treat him like he's not mentally retarded.
04/21/2011
01:19
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowS2 E5
Kirk Fox - Airport Security
Ten years ago, a wannabe shoe bomber failed in his mission, and now we're all paying the price.
04/21/2011
04:07
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowS2 E5
Brendon Walsh - Too Many Mushrooms
Have you ever been so high on mushrooms that you thought your brains were sliding out your asshole?
04/21/2011
01:44
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowS2 E5
John Oliver - We're Number One
This country is just too big. When Britain tried to point out that a few centuries ago, America got all pissy and threw a little tea tantrum.
04/21/2011
02:03
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowS2 E5
Brendon Walsh - Faking It
Wear a fake moustache to your next job interview. There are no jobs out there anyway, so you might as well have some fun.
04/21/2011
02:51
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowS2 E5
Kirk Fox - Organ Donation
Kirk Fox doesn't want to donate his organs -- what if you get to the afterlife and find out you need them?
04/21/2011
01:10
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowS2 E5
Kirk Fox - Airplane Seats
Kirk Fox is tall. He needs the exit row. It doesn't matter that he probably can't open the door.
04/21/2011
04:49
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowS2 E5
Kirk Fox - We Can't All Be Heroes
Kirk Fox used to think he could be a hero, but as he's grown older, he's realized there's less and less people he wants to save.
04/21/2011
02:09
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowS2 E5
Kirk Fox - No Kids
Kirk Fox doesn't want kids because he's afraid he might decapitate them with ceiling fans.
04/21/2011
01:34
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowS2 E5
Kumail Nanjiani - Stupid People
Kumail Nanjiani gets into an argument with a clueless person who believes the Koran says women shouldn't drive.
04/21/2011
05:35
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowS2 E6
Al Madrigal - Mexican Party Supply
Al Madrigal's favorite place in his Latino neighborhood is the Mexican party supply-wedding-flower-horchata-income tax-mufflers-notary-bouncy house store.
04/28/2011
02:19
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowS2 E6
Kumail Nanjiani - Hey, Kumar
Kumail Nanjiani wants to be so famous that he becomes a racist pop-culture reference.
04/28/2011
00:51
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowS2 E6
Al Madrigal - Talking Back
Al Madrigal's son is going to wear his favorite pants and there's nothing you can do about it.
04/28/2011
01:58
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowS2 E6
John Oliver - Impressing Your Friends
Even accomplishing the impossible will never be enough for the people who know you best.
04/28/2011
04:02
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowS2 E6
Jen Kirkman - I Got Fat Going On
Jen Kirkman isn't wearing a dress because she's got something going on, she's wearing a dress because her pants don't fit.
04/28/2011
02:14
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowS2 E6
Al Madrigal - Highly Allergic
If you want to mess with Al Madrigal, you don't have to heckle him -- just throw a fabric softener sheet on the stage.
04/28/2011
03:02
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowS2 E6
Kyle Kinane - Cheddar Bay Biscuits
Kyle Kinane believes that it's inappropriate to celebrate your favorite appetizer on the same day that a beloved pop icon dies.
04/28/2011
04:16
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowS2 E6
Al Madrigal - Cholo Soccer Dad
Al Madrigal and his wife used their secret language to indicate that a scary Latino man was headed toward them.
04/28/2011
05:53
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowS2 E6
John Oliver - We Don't Care About Democracy
Democracy is like a goldfish -- it's a novelty at first, then it quickly becomes an obligation.
04/28/2011
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