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All You Little Flag Burners
Season 7 E 4 • 04/09/2003
Cartman has trouble studying his founding fathers.
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00:47
South Park
S7 E3
Uncle Charlie's Belt
Josh tells Barbrady to look for the source of the toilet paper in exchange for some personal information.
04/02/2003
00:49
South Park
S7 E3
We Have to Kill Kyle
Cartman fears that Kyle's weak and wants to kill him before he confesses and brings them all down for what they've done.
04/02/2003
00:47
South Park
S7 E3
Toaster Tarts and Chips
Officer Barbrady calls the supermarket cashier to ID some toilet paper found at the crime scene.
04/02/2003
01:27
South Park
S7 E3
Death by Wiffle Bat
Cartman attempts to kill Kyle but he could only afford a Wiffle ball bat. It could take a while.
04/02/2003
01:34
South Park
S7 E3
Silly Voice
Officer Barbrady seeks further help from Josh. Kenny and Stan find out that someone else turned themselves .
04/02/2003
01:16
South Park
S7 E3
Butters Confesses
The boys go down to the station to see who turned themselves in. After 40 hours of interrogation, Butters convinced himself he's just plain bad.
04/02/2003
01:48
South Park
S7 E3
How Could You Feel Bad?
Kyle still feels bad and wants to confess. Butters' parents come to bail him out and are sick and tired of their son confessing to crimes he didn't commit.
04/02/2003
01:02
South Park
S7 E3
Welcome to Detention
The boys start their first day of detention pissed at Cartman. Josh escapes Juvenile Hall to TP the White House.
04/02/2003
02:48
South Park
S7 E4
Protestors Hug
Cartman comes out of his flashback and gives a report at the rally. He explains the theories of protesting.
04/09/2003
01:54
South Park
S7 E4
Bleeding Heart Rock Protest Song Vs. Pro War Country Song
The rally takes place. The anti-war side and the pro-war side voice their opinions in a joint country-rock song.
04/09/2003
02:26
South Park
S7 E4
All You Little Flag Burners
When the boys tell a reporter that they don't know who their founding fathers are, Mr. Garrison makes them do some extra studying.
04/09/2003
01:58
South Park
S7 E4
Walkout Against The War
A walkout protesting the war in Iraq is scheduled. The boys go because they hate math.
04/09/2003
01:01
South Park
S7 E4
Dividing the Town
The groups for and against the war get so mad at each other that they divide the town in two. They come to their senses and start brawling.
04/09/2003
00:51
South Park
S7 E4
Full Fledge Retard
In an attempt to initiate a flashback to avoid studying, Cartman hits himself over the head with a rock while thinking about 1776. The boys aren't really into this plan.
04/09/2003
00:59
South Park
S7 E4
Bring the Shizzle
Both Sides or the War Protest have a meeting at the Mayors office. She decides they must protest together,
04/09/2003
01:41
South Park
S7 E4
Cartman in 1776 (Music Montage)
Cartman successfully electrocutes himself back to 1776. Then he sings a song about how much he hates Stan and Kyle.
04/09/2003
01:29
South Park
S7 E4
Official Messenger Boy
In his flashback, Cartman beats up a messenger so he can meet Thomas Jefferson and deliver the Declaration of Independence but he's really in a coma.
04/09/2003
01:15
South Park
S7 E4
Only 2 Left in The Study Group
The anti-war gang enlists the boys to give a presentation at their rally, but Mr. McCormick and the pro-war guys take Kenny away.
04/09/2003
00:52
South Park
S7 E4
Thursday: Free Ice Cream Day
Cartman delivers the Declaration of Independence to Congress. He sticks around for the reading of it.
04/09/2003
00:45
South Park
S7 E4
How Very Very Relevant
Cartman watches as Congress argues over whether or not to declare war.
04/09/2003
01:16
South Park
S7 E4
SUPPORT COUNTRY PROTEST ROCK N ROLL
Stan and Kyle come unprepared to the rally. Then a fight breaks out.
04/09/2003
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