The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Iraq Strategy - Secretary's Day

Season 11 • 01/11/2006

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Moment of Zen - Samuel Alito's Hearing Begins

Senator Arlen Specter invites Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito to make an opening statement in his confirmation hearing.
01/10/2006
01:20

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What's Senator Ted Kennedy Reacting To?

Is Senator Ted Kennedy's eye-roll and head-shake a reaction to the roving yet playful hands of Senator Norm Coleman?
01/10/2006
05:56

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Headlines - Sam's Club

The Senate confirmation hearings for Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito are underway. President Bush has called for dignity from everyone, including Orrin "The Scratch" Hatch.
01/10/2006
05:15

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Albert Brooks

Albert Brooks describes to Jon what it was like to watch his movie "Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World" premier in Dubai.
01/10/2006
02:02

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Science Report - Retract of the Clones

We cannot clone humans, but it is possible to transplant fingers.
01/11/2006
01:14

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Daily/Colbert - Osama bin Ladenstein

Jon Stewart ends the show, checks in with Stephen Colbert at "The Colbert Report" and previews tomorrow's main story.
01/11/2006
00:12

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Moment of Zen - Inauguration Celebration

The new president of Kazakhstan pledges the inaugural oath and kisses the flag.
01/11/2006
02:55

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Bleeder of the Pack

On film Arnold Schwarzenegger can jump a motorcycle over an overpass without a scratch, but in real life he can't make a right turn on one without needing stitches.
01/11/2006
03:19

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Freedom Givers

If we start questioning the war in Iraq we might as well pull out a couch and get a banana daiquiri for the enemy.
01/11/2006
06:15

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Peter Bergen

Peter Bergen reports that Iraq is like Osama bin Laden's Christmas present -- if bin Laden believed in Christmas.
01/11/2006
03:26

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Iraq Strategy - Secretary's Day

At President George W. Bush's conference, former secretaries of defense and state had less time with Bush than a fan has with Gene Simmons at a record store meet and greet.
01/11/2006
00:51

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Intro - City Streets

Jon Stewart warns parents not to let their kids roam the streets of New York as they watch the Daily Show, pointing out that the city is quite different from Chuck E. Cheese.
01/12/2006
04:55

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American Resolutions - Threesome

Rob Corddry has tried to talk his wife into a threesome ever since their wedding day, and despite his New Year's resolution to get over it, it won't stay out of his thoughts.
01/12/2006
05:07

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Edward Lazarus

Former Federal Prosecutor Edward Lazarus speaks about the Supreme Court and the Samuel Alito hearings, and discusses whether Jews will be safe with a conservative Supreme Court.
01/12/2006
00:51

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Daily/Colbert - Why Are They Doing This to Sam?

Jon Stewart checks in with Stephen Colbert, who cries his eyes out over the unfair mistreatment of Samuel Alito.
01/12/2006
02:43

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What Makes Sammy Run?

Ed Helms reports on the Samuel Alito hearings focusing on the drama, brutality, sexual tension and atrocious style of Mrs. Alito.
01/12/2006
00:12

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Moment of Zen - Baby Shake

Samuel Alito leaves his hearing. He walks away to the sound of a cheering crowd and seems to shake the hand of a baby.
01/12/2006
04:40

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Headlines - Sam's Club

The current hearings for Samuel Alito prove to be as boring as past hearings. In a competition for Most Longwinded Senator, Mike DeWine comes out on top.
01/12/2006
00:21

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Town Hall Meeting

At a Town Hall meeting, a child asks President Bush how people can help with the war on terror.
01/12/2006
06:01

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Eugene Jarecki

Eugene Jarecki talks about his documentary, "Why We Fight."
01/16/2006
03:53

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Nuclear Bomb Schematics

John Hodgman discusses plans for a nuclear bomb that he found on the Internet. Some kid downloaded it for him.
01/16/2006
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