The Colbert Report
Season 3 • 09/12/2007
Stephen brings back the Atone Phone to keep track of his Jewish friends.
Intro - 9/11/07The Colbert ReportS3
With Garrison Keillor's impending arrival, Stephen sends out a warning to those allergic to folksiness.
Katie Bruggeman - ExclusiveThe Colbert ReportS3
The ex-girlfriend of the cop that arrested Larry Craig tells all about her former paramour's preschool tendencies.
Indecision 2008: Don't F%#k This Up America - The KickoffThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen kicks off the most comprehensive election coverage possible, half an hour a night, four nights a week.
General Betray UsThe Colbert ReportS3
The New York Times does a shabby job of turning David Petraeus' name into a putdown, but Stephen is here to help.
Michael BloombergThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen interrupts New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg mid-speech to get him to sign his cast.
Klein's PenanceThe Colbert ReportS3
Schools Chancellor Joel Klein admits to cheating on his interview with Stephen.
Joel KleinThe Colbert ReportS3
New York City Schools Chancellor Joel Klein is willing to pay kids for good grades while Stephen is willing to pay kids to smoke and play video games.
Intro - 9/12/07The Colbert ReportS3
If NYC Schools Chancellor Joel Klein visits Stephen, then who's chancelling the schools?
The Word - Re-RunThe Colbert ReportS3
MSNBC's unedited rebroadcast of the events of 9/11 gives Stephen an idea for boosting the president's approval ratings.
Tek Jansen - Beginning's First Dawn: Episode OneThe Colbert ReportS3
Tek Jansen's latest adventure is his first adventure, from space dog vending to a fateful fall.
1-888-MOPS-KEYThe Colbert ReportS3
In the year since the last appearance of the Atone Phone, 1-888-OOPS-JEW has been taken by another company.
Intro - 9/13/07The Colbert ReportS3
Tonight's episode is Stephen's last show before the Emmys and he will expose the truth about Mother Teresa and interview Ed Begley Jr.
The EmmysThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen has nothing against the other Emmy nominees -- except Jon Stewart.
Father James MartinThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen asks Father James Martin if he was shocked to find out that Mother Teresa is probably in hell.
WristStrongThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen suggests that Matt Lauer slip his WristStrong bracelet to President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
Stephen for President - Answering the CallThe Colbert ReportS3
Viggo Mortensen surrenders a huge letter opener to Stephen as a sign for him to run for president.
Ed Begley Jr.The Colbert ReportS3
Ed Begley Jr. became interested in environmental issues as a Boy Scout and maintained his interest only to gain more merit badges.
Intro - 9/18/07The Colbert ReportS3
Tonight, Stephen reports on changes to the California electoral system, profiles one of America's unsung heroes and interviews Susan Sarandon.
Susan SarandonThe Colbert ReportS3
Susan Sarandon tells Stephen that her phone was bugged because Sean Penn was probably calling her.
Difference Makers - Nitro GirlThe Colbert ReportS3
Nitro Girl is the most patriotic giant American woman since the Statue of Liberty -- and she does it all without inviting immigrants to invade our country.
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