The Colbert ReportS2 E28Never Say Die
A positive story out of Iraq -- if you replace the words "basketball" with "Iraq" and "cheerleader with indomitable spirit" with "President George W. Bush."
The Colbert ReportS2 E28Bob Schieffer
Bob Schieffer has good ratings for his morning show because most of his elderly viewers died in the night and left the television on.
The Colbert ReportS2 E28Hollywood Decontamination
Stephen wants Jon Stewart to quickly return from Hollywood so that he can be "de-Clooneyed."
The Colbert ReportS2 E28Sign Off - Narnia
Stephen Colbert hears that Narnia is very popular with children.
The Colbert ReportS2 E28The Word - Spoiler Alert!
Consumer Reports is committing the treason of telling everyone that Japanese cars test better than American cars.
The Colbert ReportS2 E28Intro - 3/6/06
Stephen reports on consumer reports, interviews CBS anchor Bob Schieffer and briefly focuses on international news.
The Colbert ReportS2 E29The Word - The Long War
Stephen Colbert explains why the "war on terror" has been renamed "the long war."
The Colbert ReportS2 E29All You Need to Know - Video Games
From Supreme Court rulings and international news to a new video game, here's All You Need To Know.
The Colbert ReportS2 E29Intro - 3/7/06
Stephen will look at our progress in the war on terror and speak with congressional scholar, Norman Ornstein.
The Colbert ReportS2 E29Colbert Manor
Stephen proves to Sir Benjamin Slade that he matches the criteria to become his heir.
The Colbert ReportS2 E29Norman Ornstein
Political scientist Norman Ornstein explains how the current Congress does less than nothing.
The Colbert ReportS2 E30Intro - 3/8/06
Coming up, Stephen covers Monopoly's anniversary, a pending Iraqi civil war and the fortitude of James Webb's convictions.
The Colbert ReportS2 E30Colbert Manor Revisited
Stephen uses his family history to convince British aristocrat Sir Benjamin Slade that he is, in fact, the right choice to become his heir.
The Colbert ReportS2 E30Used Flag Offer
Stephen likes putting up a fresh American flag every day, but that has caused him to have an excess of used flags.
The Colbert ReportS2 E30The Word - Monopoly
In dedication to the board game Monopoly, Stephen discusses how monopolies are the best form of business.
The Colbert ReportS2 E30Stephen's Sound Advice - Civil War Do's & Don'ts
From color-coded uniforms to famous generals, civil war advice may come in handy for the Iraqis.
The Colbert ReportS2 E30James Webb
James Webb discusses his opinions on the current state of American politics and the war in Iraq.
The Colbert ReportS2 E30Fract - America Rocks
With their number one hits, the band America shows how this country rocks.
The Colbert ReportS2 E31Intro - 3/9/06
America is the land of "do-it-yourself," if by "it" you mean "driving to Home Depot and picking up a bunch of undocumented day laborers."
The Colbert ReportS2 E31Canadian Baseball?
Stephen isn't taking Canada's victory over the United States in the World Baseball Classic lightly.