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Peter Singer
Season 5 • 03/12/2009
Peter Singer tells Stephen that giving just a little bit would save a lot of lives.
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00:12
Stephen's Encore
The Colbert Report
S5
If you clap for 23.5 hours straight, Stephen will come back for an encore.
03/11/2009
00:34
Intro - 3/11/09
The Colbert Report
S5
Republicans turn to a classic novel for inspiration -- 'It was the worst of times, it was the worster of times.'
03/11/2009
06:46
Howard Fineman
The Colbert Report
S5
Howard Fineman believes Americans were born and bred to argue.
03/11/2009
05:25
Cheating Death - Legal, Sweat & Pre-Natal Health
The Colbert Report
S5
For those who want custom babies, but can't afford designer prices, Prescott introduces the Build-A-Baby Workshop.
03/11/2009
01:01
Earmarks Abuse Ends Tomorrow
The Colbert Report
S5
Obama announces the end of earmarks abuse, and then signs an appropriations bill containing nearly 9,000 earmarks.
03/11/2009
00:36
Intro - 3/12/09
The Colbert Report
S5
Guess where Stephen's face is showing up now -- besides your grilled cheese sandwiches.
03/12/2009
04:01
Mahmoud's Non-Consensual Endorsement Deal
The Colbert Report
S5
If Iran is going to use Stephen to sell products he hasn't endorsed over there, he'll use Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to sell products over here.
03/12/2009
02:06
Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Barreleye Fish
The Colbert Report
S5
National Geographic releases footage of a fish that has a see-through head and twitching green sacks of goo for eyes.
03/12/2009
07:51
It Could Be Worse - Simon Johnson
The Colbert Report
S5
Simon Johnson explains why America's economy resembles an unstable, emerging market.
03/12/2009
00:05
Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S5
That's it for the Report tonight.
03/12/2009
05:15
Peter Singer
The Colbert Report
S5
Peter Singer urges Stephen to give money to poor people rather than enjoying it himself.
03/12/2009
02:26
Stephen's Angry Mob Will Crush AIG
The Colbert Report
S5
The government can't stop AIG, but Stephen's angry mob can.
03/16/2009
00:19
Stephen Wants to Hug You
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen wants to hug every one of you.
03/16/2009
05:00
Better Know a Governor - Mark Sanford Update
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen asks South Carolina's Mark Sanford what barbeque sauce he wants for his last meal.
03/16/2009
05:31
Neil Gaiman
The Colbert Report
S5
Neil Gaiman replaces being scared of dead people with being afraid of living people in his new book "The Graveyard Book."
03/16/2009
00:33
Intro - 3/16/09
The Colbert Report
S5
Your tax money is being spent on executive bonuses. At least it's not going to welfare.
03/16/2009
05:21
The New Deal - Jonathan Chait
The Colbert Report
S5
Jonathan Chait believes the New Deal was successful because it eased people's misery.
03/16/2009
00:23
Persian Gulf Countdown Clock
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen is one day closer, or further away, to going to the Persian Gulf.
03/17/2009
03:34
Shout Out - The Colbert Report Overseas
The Colbert Report
S5
The Colbert Report is definitely going to visit our troops sometime in the near or distant future -- or past.
03/17/2009
00:32
Intro - 3/17/09
The Colbert Report
S5
How will the wealthy weather the economic crisis? Easy, they have weather-control machines.
03/17/2009
05:04
World of Nahlej - Shmeat
The Colbert Report
S5
PETA funds a scientist developing meat from tissue culture.
03/17/2009
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