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Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
Fake Vagina
Season 2 E 4 • 10/26/2011
Nick wonders why more couples don't use artificial vaginas.
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03:04
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S2 E1
Cat vs. Leg - Uncensored
Nick recounts a harrowing tale of cat-on-human violence.
10/05/2011
03:04
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S2 E1
Mom's Cat - Uncensored
Nick gets attacked by his mom's angry but very smart cat.
10/05/2011
01:29
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S2 E2
Cinnabon & Day Drinking
Nick describes his dream cologne scent and fantasizes about running errands drunk.
10/12/2011
03:15
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S2 E2
Alien Paternity Test - Uncensored
A talk show host reveals the paternity of a baby from a human-extraterrestrial relationship.
10/12/2011
03:12
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S2 E3
Suicidal Dog
A dog with a painfully boring owner tries to end it all.
10/19/2011
02:05
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S2 E3
Partying Olympics
Nick imagines an international partying competition that includes events like Smirnoff Ice hockey and cross-country peeing.
10/19/2011
01:10
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S2 E3
Pinata Your Body
A new alternative to traditional burial puts the fun in funeral.
10/19/2011
01:30
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S2 E4
Full Blown Maids
A businessman talks about some of his past ventures, the names of which were no-brainers.
10/26/2011
02:53
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S2 E4
Bargain Bob's
When the recession hit, Bob Campbell consolidated his sex-toy shop and hardware store into one all-purpose business.
10/26/2011
Highlight
02:23
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S2 E4
Wheelchair Cat at the Hospital
Mr. Stitches is in hot water with the police after his one-night stand overdoses on cocaine.
10/26/2011
01:29
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S2 E4
Fake Vagina
Nick doesn't own a fake vagina, but he's not ruling out the possibility of buying one someday.
10/26/2011
02:00
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S2 E5
Drunk Driving & NBA Team Names
Nick devises an invention to help prevent drunk drivers from getting into accidents.
11/02/2011
01:59
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S2 E5
Fist Cam
Nick and his girlfriend get more than they bargained for when they're caught on camera at a basketball game.
11/02/2011
02:28
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S2 E5
Famous Siblings - Garry Gaga's New Captain
Lady Gaga's cop brother is forced to choose between his badge and his family.
11/02/2011
02:31
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S2 E6
Psychotically Famous
Nick describes exactly what he would do if he were Johnny Depp for a day.
11/09/2011
02:04
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S2 E6
The Flying Stripper
When a stripper offers a coworker a free dance, she gets a magical gift in return.
11/09/2011
01:22
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S2 E6
Missing Woman
Reporter Chip Paneling interviews a man who may or may not be aiding in the search for a local woman.
11/09/2011
02:29
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S2 E7
Kelly & Cindy - Adventures of Drunk Chicks
Two inebriated women can't decide what they want to order at Cheeseburger World.
11/16/2011
01:27
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S2 E7
Legalize Meth
Crystal meth users set out to prove that their cause is just as relevant as the pro-marijuana movement.
11/16/2011
02:12
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S2 E7
Vicodin Water
Nick stockpiles painkillers and talks about a sketch that never made it into the show.
11/16/2011
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