The Colbert ReportS5 Stephen's Encore
If you clap for 23.5 hours straight, Stephen will come back for an encore.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 3/11/09
Republicans turn to a classic novel for inspiration -- 'It was the worst of times, it was the worster of times.'
The Colbert ReportS5 Howard Fineman
Howard Fineman believes Americans were born and bred to argue.
The Colbert ReportS5 Cheating Death - Legal, Sweat & Pre-Natal Health
For those who want custom babies, but can't afford designer prices, Prescott introduces the Build-A-Baby Workshop.
The Colbert ReportS5 Earmarks Abuse Ends Tomorrow
Obama announces the end of earmarks abuse, and then signs an appropriations bill containing nearly 9,000 earmarks.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 3/12/09
Guess where Stephen's face is showing up now -- besides your grilled cheese sandwiches.
The Colbert ReportS5 Mahmoud's Non-Consensual Endorsement Deal
If Iran is going to use Stephen to sell products he hasn't endorsed over there, he'll use Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to sell products over here.
The Colbert ReportS5 Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Barreleye Fish
National Geographic releases footage of a fish that has a see-through head and twitching green sacks of goo for eyes.
The Colbert ReportS5 It Could Be Worse - Simon Johnson
Simon Johnson explains why America's economy resembles an unstable, emerging market.
The Colbert ReportS5 Peter Singer
Peter Singer urges Stephen to give money to poor people rather than enjoying it himself.
The Colbert ReportS5 Stephen's Angry Mob Will Crush AIG
The government can't stop AIG, but Stephen's angry mob can.
The Colbert ReportS5 Better Know a Governor - Mark Sanford Update
Stephen asks South Carolina's Mark Sanford what barbeque sauce he wants for his last meal.
The Colbert ReportS5 Neil Gaiman
Neil Gaiman replaces being scared of dead people with being afraid of living people in his new book "The Graveyard Book."
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 3/16/09
Your tax money is being spent on executive bonuses. At least it's not going to welfare.
The Colbert ReportS5 The New Deal - Jonathan Chait
Jonathan Chait believes the New Deal was successful because it eased people's misery.
The Colbert ReportS5 Persian Gulf Countdown Clock
Stephen is one day closer, or further away, to going to the Persian Gulf.
The Colbert ReportS5 Shout Out - The Colbert Report Overseas
The Colbert Report is definitely going to visit our troops sometime in the near or distant future -- or past.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 3/17/09
How will the wealthy weather the economic crisis? Easy, they have weather-control machines.