The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 8 • 04/20/2004
Lewis Black does not want to picture Bob Dylan when he masturbates.
Intro - Fresh OutrageThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Israel whips up a batch of fresh outrage in Palestine by killing Hamas leader Abdel Aziz Rantisi.
Moment of Zen - Bush SurpriseThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
President Bush keeps the new leaders of Iraq a surprise.
Melissa EtheridgeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Melissa Etheridge expresses an optimistic opinion that she'll be able to have a costly marriage recognized by her country very soon.
Middle East in CrisisThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Stephen Colbert recounts the cycle of assassinations and threatened reprisals happening in the Middle East.
Kill DrillThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Samantha Bee travels to New Mexico, where environmentalist hunters and environmentalist gas companies duke it out to see who gets to kill the animals.
Mark RuffaloThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Mark Ruffalo once got into a fight with a teamster on a film set, after he asked for water too many times.
Moment of Zen - NamasteThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Sharon Stone bows before the Dalai Lama.
The Book Stops HereThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Condoleezza Rice did not read Bob Woodward's book, she was just given a bound series of chapters full of paragraphs that weren't actionable.
Do Chicks Dig Assholes?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
An intellectually curious young man in the audience asks Jon Stewart a question about the likes of women.
Plan of AttackThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld threatened to tape Secretary of State Colin Powell's ass cheeks together if he spoke against the war.
Cross PromotionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Living legend Bob Dylan selling panties is what many are calling the most bizarre piece of cross promotion since Quentin Tarantino appeared on "American Idol."
Mess O'Potamia - Premature EvacuationThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Tonga threatens to withdraw its troop from Iraq, and other nations may follow.
Intro - Friends FinaleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
It's the end of "Friends" and the beginning of better ones.
Comfortably DumbThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The warm-hearted hatred of one man brings an entire town of dumb clods together.
Moment of Zen - Rocket ManThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
A rocket man in a jet back lifts off into the sky.
Vet OffensiveThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
John Kerry got a Snoopy Band-Aid for his Vietnam war wound.
John GibsonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
John Gibson suggests that Al Jazeera modeled its look and approach after Fox and then applied its own politics.
Moment of Zen - Ruthless EnemyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
President George W. Bush reports that our enemy is so ruthless there is no such thing as innocent or guilt.
Arianna HuffingtonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Arianna Huffington supports John Kerry because when your house is on fire, that's not the time to talk about remodeling.
Headlines - Indictable BoyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
You could indict a ham sandwich, especially if it paid a younger ham sandwich millions of dollars, after allegedly going under his crust.
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