The Colbert Report
Progressives United - Russ Feingold
Season 7 • 04/28/2011
Russ Feingold admits that he wouldn't allow a corporation to vote or date his daughter.
Anderson Cooper Goes on the Absurd-U-ChartThe Colbert ReportS7
Anderson Cooper and his RidicuList go on the chart reserved for things that Stephen finds offensively absurd.
Ice-TThe Colbert ReportS7
Even though Ice-T has never done drugs, Stephen wants to know where to score some pure, uncut street cred.
Intro - 4/27/11The Colbert ReportS7
The new danger in air travel comes with a $25 fee, MSNBC steals CNN's viewer, and Ice-T talks about his memoir.
America Needs to See Obama's Report CardsThe Colbert ReportS7
Barack Obama releases his long-form birth certificate, but Donald Trump wants the president's Occidental records.
Sign Off - Goodnight in SpanishThe Colbert ReportS7
For tonight's goodnight in Spanish, please pack your bags and leave the country.
Intro - 4/28/11The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen travels to England for the royal wedding, points out the Tower of Buckingham and asks Wade Graham about Covent Garden.
Sign Off - Off to the Royal WeddingThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen still doesn't have an invitation to the royal wedding, but he's going anyway.
Wade GrahamThe Colbert ReportS7
Wade Graham reveals what American gardens in closets with grow lights say about the culture.
Homeland Security Eliminates Color-Coded Terror Alert SystemThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen unclenches his sphincter when he realizes a government color chart no longer validates his paranoia.
Stephen Waits for His Royal Wedding Invitation in LondonThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen perfectly reproduces his set in London, complete with fog off the Thames, a Manchester United fan and an authentic cockney character.
Progressives United - Russ FeingoldThe Colbert ReportS7
Russ Feingold starts Progressives United to muzzle the voices of minority corporations in the political process.
Francis FukuyamaThe Colbert ReportS7
Francis Fukuyama believes Osama bin Laden's death weakens the argument for American troops staying in Afghanistan.
Relations With Pakistan - Richard HaassThe Colbert ReportS7
Richard Haass explains what Osama bin Laden's death means for America's relations with Pakistan.
Sign Off - Obama's Timer Runs OutThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen has given President Obama enough credit for Osama bin Laden's death.
Intro - 5/2/11The Colbert ReportS7
Questions remain about Obama's birth certificate, the royal wedding is a triumph, and "Fast Five" sets a record.
Long-Awaited "We Got Bin Laden" PartyThe Colbert ReportS7
As much as it pains Stephen to say it, Obama is the number one most Bin Laden killing president in American history.
Carefree Pre-9/11 WorldThe Colbert ReportS7
Before Osama bin Laden came along, it was possible to get on a plane with an adult-sized bottle of shampoo.
Intro - 5/3/11The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen covers new details in the hunt for Bin Laden, looks at soaring gas prices and talks to Rex Ryan for six minutes.
Sign Off - Special KissThe Colbert ReportS7
Before Stephen goes, he sends a special kiss for somebody out there.
Rex RyanThe Colbert ReportS7
It would take real courage for Rex Ryan to announce that the New York Jets will be the first team to play touch football.
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