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Aqua ThreatDown - Oyster Sluts, Japanese Hackers & Israeli Regulators

Season 6 • 08/23/2010

Global warming may be causing oyster herpes, and a hacker replaces files with squid pictures.

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05:00

The Word - Borderline Personality
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It's impossible for America's border patrol to cover hundreds of miles of Arizona desert, but it'd be easy from the Mexican side.
08/18/2010
00:26

Intro - 8/19/10
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Stephen wonders if there is still oil in the Gulf after the BP oil spill and talks to Jon Krakauer about inheriting glory.
08/19/2010
07:18

The Word - What If You Threw a Peace and Nobody Came?
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President Obama's announcement of the impending conclusion of the Iraq war isn't a declaration of victory -- it's a pizza delivery slogan.
08/19/2010
00:04

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
08/19/2010
07:03

Jon Krakauer
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Jon Krakauer explains how the Bush administration turned Pat Tillman's death into a propaganda tool.
08/19/2010
05:11

All's Well That Ends Oil Well - Michael Blum
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As the shrimp season begins, Michael Blum discusses the human health risks caused by the BP oil spill.
08/19/2010
01:46

Stephen Wins an Emmy
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The blanks are empty in Stephen's teleprompter Mad Libs because his writers spent the weekend in Los Angeles winning an Emmy.
08/23/2010
06:44

The Word - Losing His Religion
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President Obama must prove he's Christian by Twittering from the church pew and carrying a Bible everywhere.
08/23/2010
06:28

Leslie Kean
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Leslie Kean describes the hard evidence of UFOs and calls for more investigation.
08/23/2010
00:04

Sign Off - Balloon
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Stephen signs off with a balloon.
08/23/2010
04:46

Aqua ThreatDown - Oyster Sluts, Japanese Hackers & Israeli Regulators
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Oysters suffer a herpes outbreak, a Japanese hacker replaces files with images of squid, and Israeli regulators may close the Jordan River.
08/23/2010
06:26

Jeffrey Goldberg
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Jeffrey Goldberg says bad things could come from a decision, either by Israel or the US, to bomb Iran.
08/24/2010
04:28

The Word - Control-Self-Delete
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Surgically altering your appearance and getting rid of old friends will make you the ideal job candidate.
08/24/2010
00:02

Sign Off - Sanitized Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight while cleansing his hands.
08/24/2010
04:18

Terror Bunker 5200
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Stephen realizes he's a terrorist after learning that Prince Alwaleed bin Talal's son bought his portrait.
08/24/2010
00:29

Intro - 8/24/10
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Stephen examines Internet privacy, covers Iran's new weapon and talks to Jeffrey Goldberg about his Middle East predictions.
08/24/2010
04:23

Mahmoody Blues
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Iran reveals its diorama technology by unveiling an "ambassador of death" with cardboard clouds, painted backdrops and fake snow.
08/24/2010
04:39

Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown - King Tut's Penis Pt. 2
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Scotland is the perfect place for King Tut's half-sister to hide his shriveled penis -- it's so cold there, it would blend right in.
08/25/2010
02:57

John McCain's Victorious Defeat
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Stephen offers Senator McCain his heartiest congratulations and condolences on his victorious defeat in the Arizona Senate primary.
08/25/2010
04:24

Heidi Cullen
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Heidi Cullen attributes the current extreme floods, droughts and heat to global warming.
08/25/2010
07:10

Stephen Colbert University - Andrew Hacker
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Stephen proudly introduces his for-profit college, and Andrew Hacker says online universities are rip-offs.
08/25/2010
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