The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Moment of Zen - Turtle Wheels

Season 7 • 08/08/2002

A turtle has wheels taped to its belly.

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Vin Diesel

Vin Diesel explains that XXX represents the world in the same way James Bond represents England.
08/07/2002
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Back in Black - Well-Earned Vacation

President Bush takes a break, while Saddam Hussein kicks back with some of his favorite Saddams.
08/07/2002
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Moment of Zen - Brazilian Campaign Rally

A Brazilian political party's platform collapses at a festive rally in Rio de Janeiro.
08/07/2002
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Headlines - London Crawling

England's rat population has exploded to such a degree that there is now one for every person in the country.
08/07/2002
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Tick Anuses

Ed Helms explains that what these crimes lack in monetary zazz, they more than make up for in scumosity.
08/08/2002
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We Love Showbiz - Angelina Jolie

Steve Carell and Nancy Walls hope that next time they can talk less about Angelina and Billy Bob's divorce, and more about their new marriages.
08/08/2002
02:27

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George W. Bush's Health

The most stressful thing about being President is the work, but George W. Bush has cut way back on that part of the job.
08/08/2002
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Headlines - P.I.N. Pricks

Thousands of people in lower Manhattan use ATMs to steal money after 9/11, while two men hired to clear anthrax steal cash earmarked for the Afghan children's fund.
08/08/2002
02:09

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Turn Your Head and Crawford

President Bush gets top marks in his annual physical.
08/08/2002
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Paul Rudd

Paul Rudd feels bad for not giving a heavy girl a ride on his back.
08/08/2002
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Moment of Zen - Turtle Wheels

A turtle uses wheels to help itself walk.
08/08/2002
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Moment of Zen - Anthrax for the Memories

Scientist Steven Hatfill, under investigation for anthrax possession, addresses the press.
08/12/2002
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Headlines - Which Man Spore Man?

Scientist Steven Hatfill, under investigation for anthrax possession, gathers the media to complain about being hounded by the media.
08/12/2002
05:22

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Michael C. Hall

Michael C. Hall proposed to his girlfriend while she was unpacking a suitcase.
08/12/2002
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Red Light Special

In Baltimore, Maryland, an adult mega-chain is threatening the mom and pop corner strip club.
08/12/2002
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Ad Nauseam - Salutes Product Placement in the Movies

Steve Carell takes a look at the tie-ins that make us subconsciously associate consumer brands with the magic of the movies.
08/12/2002
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This Just In - Chai Noon

The only two Jews in Afghanistan hate each other.
08/13/2002
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Moment of Zen - A Short War

Canadian war profiteer Allan Park needs a long war with lots of casualties to ensure sales of his Saddam Hussein toilet paper.
08/13/2002
08:11

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Scott Ritter

It's not like our weapons are weapons of mass love.
08/13/2002
03:47

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Canadian Ass Candy

Toilet paper that you can't even wipe your ass with has proven much more profitable than toilet paper that you can.
08/13/2002
03:09

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Headlines - Group Sects

The Iraqi opposition groups that weren't killed the last time we helped them met in Washington with the Bush Administration
08/13/2002
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