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Moment of Zen - Turtle Wheels
Season 7 • 08/08/2002
A turtle has wheels taped to its belly.
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05:51
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Vin Diesel
Vin Diesel explains that XXX represents the world in the same way James Bond represents England.
08/07/2002
02:59
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Back in Black - Well-Earned Vacation
President Bush takes a break, while Saddam Hussein kicks back with some of his favorite Saddams.
08/07/2002
00:14
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Moment of Zen - Brazilian Campaign Rally
A Brazilian political party's platform collapses at a festive rally in Rio de Janeiro.
08/07/2002
03:38
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Headlines - London Crawling
England's rat population has exploded to such a degree that there is now one for every person in the country.
08/07/2002
02:30
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Tick Anuses
Ed Helms explains that what these crimes lack in monetary zazz, they more than make up for in scumosity.
08/08/2002
03:30
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
We Love Showbiz - Angelina Jolie
Steve Carell and Nancy Walls hope that next time they can talk less about Angelina and Billy Bob's divorce, and more about their new marriages.
08/08/2002
02:27
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
George W. Bush's Health
The most stressful thing about being President is the work, but George W. Bush has cut way back on that part of the job.
08/08/2002
01:46
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Headlines - P.I.N. Pricks
Thousands of people in lower Manhattan use ATMs to steal money after 9/11, while two men hired to clear anthrax steal cash earmarked for the Afghan children's fund.
08/08/2002
02:09
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Turn Your Head and Crawford
President Bush gets top marks in his annual physical.
08/08/2002
05:50
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Paul Rudd
Paul Rudd feels bad for not giving a heavy girl a ride on his back.
08/08/2002
00:19
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Moment of Zen - Turtle Wheels
A turtle uses wheels to help itself walk.
08/08/2002
00:35
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Moment of Zen - Anthrax for the Memories
Scientist Steven Hatfill, under investigation for anthrax possession, addresses the press.
08/12/2002
03:46
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Headlines - Which Man Spore Man?
Scientist Steven Hatfill, under investigation for anthrax possession, gathers the media to complain about being hounded by the media.
08/12/2002
05:22
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Michael C. Hall
Michael C. Hall proposed to his girlfriend while she was unpacking a suitcase.
08/12/2002
05:10
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Red Light Special
In Baltimore, Maryland, an adult mega-chain is threatening the mom and pop corner strip club.
08/12/2002
05:08
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Ad Nauseam - Salutes Product Placement in the Movies
Steve Carell takes a look at the tie-ins that make us subconsciously associate consumer brands with the magic of the movies.
08/12/2002
02:01
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
This Just In - Chai Noon
The only two Jews in Afghanistan hate each other.
08/13/2002
00:13
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Moment of Zen - A Short War
Canadian war profiteer Allan Park needs a long war with lots of casualties to ensure sales of his Saddam Hussein toilet paper.
08/13/2002
08:11
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Scott Ritter
It's not like our weapons are weapons of mass love.
08/13/2002
03:47
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Canadian Ass Candy
Toilet paper that you can't even wipe your ass with has proven much more profitable than toilet paper that you can.
08/13/2002
03:09
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Headlines - Group Sects
The Iraqi opposition groups that weren't killed the last time we helped them met in Washington with the Bush Administration
08/13/2002
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