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Season 8 • 06/30/2004

President George W. Bush is not going to get the cowboy kitten checks that he requested.

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06:43

Edward Conlon
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Detective Edward Conlon describes his role in the NYPD as the "Whattayagot, kid" guy.
06/29/2004
02:53

Cash and Kerry
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Aide workers in Afghanistan might be savvier when it comes to foreign affairs but can they identify America's Next Top Model?
06/29/2004
01:40

Kerry Fundraiser
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Correspondent Samantha Bee would rather be in a war zone than hear Sharon Stone read a poem about gun control.
06/29/2004
03:54

This Week in God - Uniter and Divider
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This Week in God focuses on the sale of pork in Israel, the rewriting of the Inquisition and the debate over gay marriage in the Baptist church.
06/29/2004
03:05

Iraq's New Government
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Let's hope that Iraqi Prime Minister Ayad Allawi and those "do nothing fat cats" in Baghdad get their act together for the January election.
06/29/2004
05:08

Corddry - Nursery Crimes
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Children overstressed by the competitive Manhattan pre-school environment often crap themselves.
06/30/2004
02:54

Indecision 2004 - The Forced Smile
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John Kerry excels at the forced smile in a tightly enclosed space with no exit.
06/30/2004
01:18

Headlines - F-Bombs
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The Supreme Court sent the case against the Energy Task Force back to a lower court, thereby delaying its outcome until after the election.
06/30/2004
00:51

Rep. Hot Chili Peppers
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Congressional leaders square off in a competitive chili pepper eating contest.
06/30/2004
01:37

Moon Units
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Congressmen claim they were duped into participating in a coronation ceremony for King Sun Myung Moon.
06/30/2004
02:03

Headlines - Courtcenter
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When the court that handpicked you to be president tells you you've overstepped your bounds, you've overstepped your bounds.
06/30/2004
02:28

Today's Dictator On Trial
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Hussein lets the Iraqi court know that they are incapable of handling his truth.
07/06/2004
02:27

You, Your Health & You - Creatures
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Sometimes the best health remedies are ones from the late seventeenth century and classic children's novels.
07/06/2004
03:07

It's Edwards!
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Edwards' appeal works against the John Kerry America has come to sort of know.
07/06/2004
05:50

Ralph Nader
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Ralph Nader and Stephen Colbert discuss the possibility of doing a cooking show.
07/06/2004
00:42

Colbert Hosts!
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Stephen Colbert steps in to deliver the fake news in the absence of Jon Stewart.
07/06/2004
04:40

Veep Town
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John Kerry chose John Edwards as his running mate although Kerry failed to invite him to the announcement.
07/06/2004
00:15

Moment of Zen - John Edwards in Diapers
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John Kerry slightly underestimates the age of his soon to be running mate.
07/06/2004
00:15

Moment of Zen - Colin Powell Sings
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Dressed as a construction worker, Colin Powell performs a special version of The Village People's "YMCA."
07/07/2004
04:55

Dislike Mike
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Mike Wilson wants to do to Michael Moore what Michael Moore has done to others.
07/07/2004
02:34

Kerry Edwards Ticket
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Rob Corddry discusses the pairing of John Kerry and John Edwards for the White House bid.
07/07/2004
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