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Reza Aslan

Season 2 • 04/17/2006

Stephen asks Reza Aslan if he's heard of Jesus.

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06:24

Better Know a District - Oregon's 5th - Darlene Hooley
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Stephen asks Congresswoman Darlene Hooley what it's like to represent California's Canada.
04/06/2006
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02:26

The Word - Nazis
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There is one thing everyone -- Democrat or Republican, left or right -- agrees on: there is no one worse than Hitler.
04/06/2006
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00:17

Sign Off - Spring Break
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Stephen is going on spring break like all good Americans.
04/06/2006
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00:28

Intro - 4/6/06
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In tonight's episode, Stephen examines President Bush's approval ratings and asks Markos Moulitsas if the Internet is really the appropriate place for free speech.
04/06/2006
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05:47

Markos Moulitsas
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Stephen asks blogger and Daily Kos founder Markos Moulitsas how many shirts he goes through because of his bleeding heart.
04/06/2006
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03:28

Was It Really That Bad? - San Francisco Earthquake
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How could the San Francisco earthquake have really been that bad? San Francisco's still there!
04/17/2006
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00:33

Intro - 4/17/06
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In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to Reza Aslan about Iran and scientists explore whether or not Jesus actually walked on water.
04/17/2006
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06:06

On Notice - Journal of Paleolimnology
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If scientists had any balls, they would just say what did happen, rather than what may have happened. That's what the Bible does.
04/17/2006
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01:25

Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Fly Glasses
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German scientists use lasers to put a tiny pair of glasses on a common housefly, and Stephen is angry.
04/17/2006
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02:30

Dime Boycott
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Stephen can take a monkey metaphor as far as he needs to.
04/17/2006
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06:06

Reza Aslan
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Religious scholar Reza Aslan promises to say something inflammatory next time.
04/17/2006
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03:05

Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Pulitzer Prize
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Let's just say Stephen Colbert is a character, and he's retarded, but he doesn't know it.
04/18/2006
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00:33

Intro - 4/18/06
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In this episode, retired generals criticize Donald Rumsfeld's leadership, scholars find the Gospel According to Judas, and Stephen nails ACLU Director Anthony Romero.
04/18/2006
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02:28

The Word - Sir, Yes, Sir
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You don't change horses midstream. And we don't even know if Iraq is a stream -- it may be a lake.
04/18/2006
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00:15

Baby Monitor
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Stephen plays John Ashcroft's "Let The Eagle Soar" for newly hatched Stephen Jr..
04/18/2006
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02:44

Stephen Jr. Hatches!
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Stephen Jr. broke through his egg just like Reagan when he broke down the Berlin Wall.
04/18/2006
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04:32

ThreatDown - Pooh
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A cuddly, non-threatening bear is about as plausible as a tiger with a springy tail.
04/18/2006
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06:13

Anthony Romero
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Even though America isn't a Christian nation, Stephen thinks ACLU Executive Director Anthony Romero should acknowledge that we're almost all Christians.
04/18/2006
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06:02

Caitlin Flanagan
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Stephen asks author and journalist Caitlin Flanagan, "What's the deal with chicks?"
04/19/2006
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03:30

Global Warming TV
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Stephen thinks global warming makes for horrible television.
04/19/2006
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00:34

Intro - 4/19/06
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In tonight's episode, global warming is real, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have a baby, and Caitlin Flanagan argues that a woman's place is in the home.
04/19/2006
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