The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Health Care: Bigger, Longer and Uncut

Season 14 • 11/05/2009

According to Jason Jones, the bloated health care bill is "bigger than rock."

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Moment of Zen - Earthquakes, Litmus Tests and Civil Wars
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The media reports on the political earthquake and civil war in the Democratic Party.
11/03/2009
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Can't Get Queer From Here
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Maine voters want to be tolerant of gays, but unfortunately, they weren't born that way.
11/04/2009
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Moment of Zen - Asking Mommy for Pancakes
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You can't order change in American government as easily as you can ask Mommy for pancakes.
11/04/2009
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Daily/Colbert - Faulty Al Gore Interview
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Stephen wants to know why Jon's interview with Al Gore was like a faulty computer program.
11/04/2009
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Al Gore
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Al Gore believes new technologies like renewable electricity, the supergrid and electric cars will help solve the global warming crisis.
11/04/2009
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Indecision 2009 - Polish That Turd
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The losers of the New Jersey, Virginia and New York elections become winners thanks to some turd polishing.
11/04/2009
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Susan Rice
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Susan Rice says the world's attitude towards the United States has improved at the UN since President Obama took office.
11/05/2009
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Intro - Congratulations to the Yankees
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With their 27th win, the Yankees now have a few more World Series titles than the Mets.
11/05/2009
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Moment of Zen - Two Million Dollars Per Word
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The health care reform bill has five times as many words as the Torah and costs over $2 million per word.
11/05/2009
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The 11/3 Project
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There's a war going on in America, and the stakes are nothing less than Glenn Beck's internal organs.
11/05/2009
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Health Care: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
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Jason Jones repeats House Republicans' objections to the bloated Frankenstein of a heath care bill.
11/05/2009
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Moment of Zen - Awaiting President Obama
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President Obama walks past the podium and into the Oval Office.
11/09/2009
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Back in Black - Stickle Me Elmo
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The swine flu vaccine shortage is the perfect marketing tool for this season's must-have toy: Stickle Me Elmo.
11/09/2009
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The Men Who Stare at Votes
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The House of Representatives finally passes health care reform after the exciting pre-game festivities.
11/09/2009
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Kit Bond
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Kit Bond recommends a "smart power" strategy in Afghanistan and pushes private choice for Medicare.
11/09/2009
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Moment of Zen - Who Was That Guy?
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Bill O'Reilly shows his report on the fall of the Berlin Wall 20 years ago.
11/10/2009
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Legends of the Wall
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The Best F**king News Team Ever marks the 20th anniversary of their coverage of the fall of the Berlin Wall.
11/10/2009
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Serena Williams
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Serena Williams only lost a dance-off to her sister Venus because her moves aren't kid-friendly.
11/10/2009
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Sean Hannity Uses Glenn Beck's Protest Footage
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Sean Hannity uses footage of Glenn Beck's bigger protest to make the GOP's health care rally appear more heavily attended.
11/10/2009
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Daily/Colbert - Stephen Will Reveal a Sordid Tale
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Stephen reveals a sordid tale that needs to come out into the sun and have its lid blown off.
11/10/2009
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Moment of Zen - Glenn Beck Calls Out Escorts
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Glenn Beck is done with political correctness, so he calls an escort what he really thinks she is.
11/11/2009
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