The Colbert Report

Heritage

Season 2 E 119 • 09/25/2006

You can really taste the ram in Stephen's shofar.

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The Colbert ReportS2 E118
Daniel Ellsberg

Stephen has a beef with Daniel Ellsberg, who leaked the Pentagon Papers in 1971.
09/21/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E118
Days of Repentance Hotline

Oh, sons of David and daughters of Ruth, Stephen awaits your apologies for all the wrongs you committed against him this year.
09/21/2006
06:15

The Colbert ReportS2 E118
Better Know a Challenger - New Jersey's 5th - Paul Aronsohn

Stephen uses role-playing to give Paul Aronsohn a chance to debate his opponent.
09/21/2006
00:33

The Colbert ReportS2 E118
Sign Off - Pentagon Papers

Daniel Ellsberg calls Stephen to apologize for not releasing the Pentagon Papers sooner than he did.
09/21/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E119
Intro - 9/25/06

Hugo Chavez calls Bush "the devil," the Senate compromises on detainee rights, and Stephen talks to Arianna Huffington about her new book.
09/25/2006
01:52

The Colbert ReportS2 E119
Fun in the Sun

Stephen shows you how you can minimize your tax exposure while maximizing your tan.
09/25/2006
02:14

The Colbert ReportS2 E119
Buy This Book

Don't buy a book because it was held up by some Venezuelan windbag. Buy a book because it was held up by some American windbag.
09/25/2006
06:45

The Colbert ReportS2 E119
Arianna Huffington

No matter what Arianna Huffington says, fear is a great motivator. It got Stephen through every term paper he ever had.
09/25/2006
01:47

The Colbert ReportS2 E119
Green Screen Challenge - Goodbye, Darth Maul!

Stephen avenges Gui-Gon Jinn's death at the hands of Darth Maul.
09/25/2006
03:04

The Colbert ReportS2 E119
The Word - Opposition Party

The Democrats finally stood up to the president on torture and said, "We're just gonna wait over here, you guys tell us when you're done."
09/25/2006
03:28

The Colbert ReportS2 E119
Heritage

There is one son of Abraham that Stephen is really looking forward to hearing from this Rosh Hashanah.
09/25/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E120
The Word - Good Morning

The best way to fight evil Islamic fanaticism is with good Christian fanaticism.
09/26/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E120
Ted Danson

Stephen asks Ted Danson why his new sitcom doesn't take place underwater.
09/26/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E120
Alpha Dog of the Week - Tom Selleck

Stephen honors Tom Selleck, star of "Three Men and a Heavily Armed Baby."
09/26/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E120
Frank Rich Calls In

Frank Rich calls Stephen on the atone phone, and Stephen is disappointed with his message.
09/26/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E120
Four Horsemen of the A-Pop-Calypse - Justin Timberlake

Justin Timberlake doesn't show up to his debate with Stephen, so Stephen wins.
09/26/2006
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Intro - 9/26/06

Stephen takes a look at Jesus camp, warns of the Four Horsemen of the A-Pop-Calypse, and sits down with actor Ted Danson.
09/26/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E121
The Word - Iraq

Due to dramatic stories and shiny pictures, Stephen totally forgot about that war over there.
09/27/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E121
Oprah and Friends

Stephen is inspired because he spent the whole day listening to Oprah and Friends on XM Radio.
09/27/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E121
Tip/Wag - George Clooney

Stephen tips his hat to Chevrolet and George Clooney, but wags his finger at Bill Cosby and food labels.
09/27/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E121
Lowell Bergman

Why do more young people watch The Report than watch PBS?
09/27/2006
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