The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - Desperate Soundbites
Season 11 • 08/22/2006
Extra! Extra! President George W. Bush says that killing innocents is bad!
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 Snakes on a Plane: Could it Motherf**king Happen Here?
You thought you were safe on an airplane but these days there is a new danger in the skies: motherf**king snakes.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 Headlines - John Mark Karr's Plane Ride
John Mark Karr, the suspect in the JonBenet Ramsey killing, flies from Thailand to America.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 Daily/Colbert - Questions Game
Stephen Colbert plays the game where you keep asking questions until the other person screws up.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 Moment of Zen - Explosive Situation
CNN's Kelly Arena blows up a truck.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 Karr Talk
Rob Corddry reports the biggest story of the century from an airline toilet bowl.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 Gratitude Adjustment
President Bush is confused that the Iraqis do not appreciate America's presence in Iraq.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 William Cohen
Former Secretary of Defense William Cohen is often called back to the Pentagon to give advice to the current secretary.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 Moment of Zen - Don't Blame Iraq
President George W. Bush sets the record straight on Iraq and 9/11.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 Daily/Colbert - Impersonations
Jon Stewart checks in with Stephen Colbert at "The Colbert Report."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 Race is the Word
Senior Black Correspondent Larry Wilmore believes blacks and whites should unite in their racism against the Arabs.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 Headlines - Desperate Soundbites
There comes a point in every president's career when he has to reassure the people that he isn't the thing everybody thinks that he is.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 Back in Black - Advertising
Hewlett-Packard pays to get its logo in a Jessica Simpson video, USAir sells ad space on its air sickness bags and CBS advertises on eggshells.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 Moment of Zen -Tony Snow's Sax Solo
Press Secretary Tony Snow plays the saxophone with a live band.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 Headlines - Nuclear Reactor
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and the U.N. agree to continue their dialogue, but the same can't be said for Tom Cruise and Viacom.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 Frederick Lane
Frederick Lane and Jon talk about how badly America is losing the Decency Wars.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 Intro - Little League World Series
Jon discusses the thirteen-year-old Little League baseball player who caught his attention.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 Daily/Colbert - In Your Eyes
Stephen Colbert holds up a radio playing Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 America's Government's Got Talent
On the next "America's Government's Got Talent," Condoleezza Rice has the keys to diplomacy while Tony Snow is on jazz flute.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 Future Shock - Robots
Samantha Bee looks at the ways in which the human body is getting closer to perfection.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E110Daily/Colbert - A Farewell
Stephen Colbert gives Rob Corddry a touching tribute, in the words of William Wordsworth.
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