The Colbert Report
Yahweh or No Way - Roland Burris
Season 5 • 01/08/2009
Stephen decides if Roland Burris is God's chosen senator.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - Statute of Liberty
If Barack Obama wants people to get the justice they were denied in the past, he should get someone to deny their civil rights now.
The Colbert ReportS5 Dr. Gupta's Penis Pyramid
If Sanjay Gupta gets appointed as surgeon general he'll change the food pyramid.
The Colbert ReportS5 Tip/Wag - Cocaine Honey
Now we know that the missing honeybees are in the bathroom doing a bump.
The Colbert ReportS5 Che Stadium
Benicio Del Toro is here to promote his new movie about the building of Che Stadium.
The Colbert ReportS5 Lawrence Lessig
Lawrence Lessig says the outdated copyright laws have turned our kids into criminals.
The Colbert ReportS5 New York Times Abandons Dignity
The New York Times drops to its knees in a back alley for 20 bucks like the rest of us.
The Colbert ReportS5 Leg Wrestling Rematch
Stephen will take on Jason Chaffetz and the entire KSTU Fox 13 news team.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 1/8/09
Does God speak directly to us? Stephen will tell you His answer.
The Colbert ReportS5 Yahweh or No Way - Roland Burris
You can hear Rod Blagojevich's entire conversation with God on the FBI wiretap.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 1/12/09
In his last press conference, President Bush admits to the biggest mistake of his presidency: holding press conferences.
The Colbert ReportS5 Anthony Romero
Anthony Romero believes it will be a huge mistake if Barack Obama doesn't close Guantanamo immediately.
The Colbert ReportS5 A Lot More to Say
Stephen will give you some time for your eardrums to scab over.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - Sweet Smell of Success
Axe body spray works for awkward teenage males, so it should work for the economy.
The Colbert ReportS5 Bush's Last Press Conference
When it comes to connecting the dots, President Bush can't win.
The Colbert ReportS5 Stephen Jr. on Christmas Eve
Stephen Jr. is spotted on Christmas eve getting ready to fly around the world delivering the gift of yuletide joy and rodent parts.
The Colbert ReportS5 On Notice - Limey Squirrel Eaters
Bloodthirsty blokes react to the economic downturn by eating squirrels.
The Colbert ReportS5 Niall Ferguson
Niall Ferguson explains how money is a relationship between a creditor and a debtor.
The Colbert ReportS5 Bush Presidency Aged Us
The Bush presidency has aged everyone, including Stephen.
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