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The War on Wal-Mart
Season 1 • 11/02/2005
The war on Wal-Mart? Stephen called it!
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04:29
The Colbert Report
S1
Formidable Opponent - Charity
Stephen turns to the only man with the balls to go to the mat on the charity issue -- himself.
11/01/2005
06:54
The Colbert Report
S1
Ken Burns
Stephen asks Ken Burns why nobody is doing a documentary about his show.
11/01/2005
00:31
The Colbert Report
S1
Intro - 11/1/05
Stephen talks to documentarian Ken Burns, while Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles begin their tour of America.
11/01/2005
02:09
The Colbert Report
S1
Fatwa
There is a death warrant out for Stephen Colbert because he said Halloween is a better holiday than Ramadan.
11/02/2005
07:01
The Colbert Report
S1
Bruce Feiler
Bruce Feiler has walked the Bible and believes that God was born in Iraq.
11/02/2005
00:08
The Colbert Report
S1
Fract - Civil War
How many Civil Wars has America fought?
11/02/2005
02:58
The Colbert Report
S1
The Word - Cat
A new radio station plays music for lonely house-bound pets, prompting Stephen to question if we, as a society, over-pamper our animals.
11/02/2005
02:16
The Colbert Report
S1
C-Span Coverage
C-Span 2 had some very alternative coverage during the Senate's closed-door session, and The New York Times has never heard of "truthiness."
11/02/2005
02:14
The Colbert Report
S1
Lieber - One Testicle
Russ Lieber leaves Stephen a voicemail with the story of why he has one testicle.
11/02/2005
00:30
The Colbert Report
S1
Intro - 11/2/05
Tonight's episode features dancing with dogs, biblical scholar/food writer Bruce Feiler, Wal-Mart's deadly secret and cross words for The New York Times.
11/02/2005
02:23
The Colbert Report
S1
The War on Wal-Mart
Stephen called the war on Wal-Mart before The New York Times did.
11/02/2005
00:09
The Colbert Report
S1
Fract - Karl Marx
Karl Marx wasn't so smart. He spelled "Capital" with a "K"!
11/03/2005
05:15
The Colbert Report
S1
Bradley Whitford
Stephen Colbert gushes over "The West Wing," a show that's destroying America.
11/03/2005
01:48
The Colbert Report
S1
The In-Box - Kicking Ass
Gary P. from Cincinnati thinks Stephen kicks ass, but left out the part about him taking names.
11/03/2005
05:56
The Colbert Report
S1
Better Know a District - Ohio's 11th - Stephanie Tubbs Jones
Stephen Colbert and Stephanie Tubbs Jones discuss Lincoln's hobbies.
11/03/2005
03:22
The Colbert Report
S1
The Word - Shhhh!...
During Bush's first term, we didn't want to know all the depressing things that were going on, and the press had the savvy not to try and find out.
11/03/2005
02:29
The Colbert Report
S1
Judge Tubbs
The Colbert Report hires Ohio Representative Stephanie Tubbs Jones to be its new legal expert.
11/03/2005
00:30
The Colbert Report
S1
Intro - 11/3/05
Ladies of a certain age, The Colbert Report gives you -- Bradley Whitford
11/03/2005
01:17
The Colbert Report
S1
Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots
On the fifth anniversary of George W. Bush's presidential election, Stephen uses Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots to illustrate the anger of the citizens.
11/07/2005
03:04
The Colbert Report
S1
Rioting Do's and Don'ts
Smashing windows and burning cars are both riot essentials.
11/07/2005
00:30
The Colbert Report
S1
Intro - 11/7/05
Revolution in Paris, The Report in Canada, Eliot Spitzer in the studio and another Christmas tradition threatened: all coming up!
11/07/2005
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