The Colbert Report

The War on Wal-Mart

Season 1 • 11/02/2005

The war on Wal-Mart? Stephen called it!

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Formidable Opponent - Charity

Stephen turns to the only man with the balls to go to the mat on the charity issue -- himself.
11/01/2005
06:54

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Ken Burns

Stephen asks Ken Burns why nobody is doing a documentary about his show.
11/01/2005
00:31

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Intro - 11/1/05

Stephen talks to documentarian Ken Burns, while Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles begin their tour of America.
11/01/2005
02:09

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Fatwa

There is a death warrant out for Stephen Colbert because he said Halloween is a better holiday than Ramadan.
11/02/2005
07:01

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Bruce Feiler

Bruce Feiler has walked the Bible and believes that God was born in Iraq.
11/02/2005
00:08

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Fract - Civil War

How many Civil Wars has America fought?
11/02/2005
02:58

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The Word - Cat

A new radio station plays music for lonely house-bound pets, prompting Stephen to question if we, as a society, over-pamper our animals.
11/02/2005
02:16

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C-Span Coverage

C-Span 2 had some very alternative coverage during the Senate's closed-door session, and The New York Times has never heard of "truthiness."
11/02/2005
02:14

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Lieber - One Testicle

Russ Lieber leaves Stephen a voicemail with the story of why he has one testicle.
11/02/2005
00:30

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Intro - 11/2/05

Tonight's episode features dancing with dogs, biblical scholar/food writer Bruce Feiler, Wal-Mart's deadly secret and cross words for The New York Times.
11/02/2005
02:23

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The War on Wal-Mart

Stephen called the war on Wal-Mart before The New York Times did.
11/02/2005
00:09

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Fract - Karl Marx

Karl Marx wasn't so smart. He spelled "Capital" with a "K"!
11/03/2005
05:15

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Bradley Whitford

Stephen Colbert gushes over "The West Wing," a show that's destroying America.
11/03/2005
01:48

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The In-Box - Kicking Ass

Gary P. from Cincinnati thinks Stephen kicks ass, but left out the part about him taking names.
11/03/2005
05:56

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Better Know a District - Ohio's 11th - Stephanie Tubbs Jones

Stephen Colbert and Stephanie Tubbs Jones discuss Lincoln's hobbies.
11/03/2005
03:22

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The Word - Shhhh!...

During Bush's first term, we didn't want to know all the depressing things that were going on, and the press had the savvy not to try and find out.
11/03/2005
02:29

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Judge Tubbs

The Colbert Report hires Ohio Representative Stephanie Tubbs Jones to be its new legal expert.
11/03/2005
00:30

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Intro - 11/3/05

Ladies of a certain age, The Colbert Report gives you -- Bradley Whitford
11/03/2005
01:17

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Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots

On the fifth anniversary of George W. Bush's presidential election, Stephen uses Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots to illustrate the anger of the citizens.
11/07/2005
03:04

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Rioting Do's and Don'ts

Smashing windows and burning cars are both riot essentials.
11/07/2005
00:30

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Intro - 11/7/05

Revolution in Paris, The Report in Canada, Eliot Spitzer in the studio and another Christmas tradition threatened: all coming up!
11/07/2005
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