The Colbert Report
The Word - Safety
Season 2 E 127 • 10/09/2006
The only way to keep guns out of the classroom is to put guns in the classroom.
Intro - 10/5/06The Colbert ReportS2 E126
Racial profiling continues in airports, a district is better known, and Amy Goodman decries corporate sponsorship of the media.
Starbucks Price HikeThe Colbert ReportS2 E126
Starbucks' nickel-per-cup price hike doesn't seem like much, but spread over 161 shows it'll cost Stephen a whopping eight bucks.
Amy GoodmanThe Colbert ReportS2 E126
Stephen has heard that liberal radio and TV host Amy Goodman is a real firebrand, so he wants her to bring it.
Better Know a District - Florida's 16th - Mark FoleyThe Colbert ReportS2 E126
Stephen better knows Florida's 16th district: famous for hurricanes, jai alai, the Burt Reynolds museum and Representative Mark Foley.
Maz JobraniThe Colbert ReportS2 E126
After a security check, Stephen welcomes actor Maz Jobrani, who will no longer audition for the role of a terrorist.
Behavioral ProfilingThe Colbert ReportS2 E126
Security personnel have begun using behavioral profiling to identify suspicious individuals at airports. They won't say exactly what they're looking for, but Stephen will.
Stephen Greets Kim Jong-ilThe Colbert ReportS2 E127
Stephen greets Kim Jong-il in Korean, which he's been learning since around 1:36 a.m. Greenwich Mean Time.
Intro - 10/9/06The Colbert ReportS2 E127
Making schools safer, North Korea's nuclear bomb test, an interview with Randy Newman, and why Stephen is like Wonder Woman.
Randy NewmanThe Colbert ReportS2 E127
Randy Newman wonders whether he's at the McCarthy hearings -- and rolls over on George Clooney.
Sport Report - Saginaw Spirit 3-0 with Steagle ColbeagleThe Colbert ReportS2 E127
Over the weekend, the Yankees were knocked out of the playoffs and T.O. returned to Philly, so let's start with Junior League Hockey.
The Word - SafetyThe Colbert ReportS2 E127
Stephen agrees with Wisconsin State Assemblyman Frank Lasse that the only way to keep guns out of the classroom is to put guns in the classroom.
Ariel LevyThe Colbert ReportS2 E128
Ariel Levy thinks women who imitate porn stars are far from any sort of authentic sexual liberation. Stephen thinks she sounds like a Muslim fundamentalist.
Jane Fonda and Gloria SteinemThe Colbert ReportS2 E128
The sparks fly when Stephen heads to the kitchen with Gloria Steinem and Jane Fonda in a "Kiss the Cook" apron, and the phrase "Ice cream three-way" is coined.
A Salute to the American LadyThe Colbert ReportS2 E128
Stephen has been advised by counsel not to go into any of the details of the disturbing allegations against him -- which is a shame, because they're pretty arousing.
Sign Off - Mrs. ColbertThe Colbert ReportS2 E128
In Stephen's book, every person in the country is Miss America. No, better -- Mrs. Colbert.
Stephen R.A.P.S. - Gender IssuesThe Colbert ReportS2 E128
Stephen heads out into the audience to take on a few tough questions about gender, which he doesn't see.
Tek Jansen - Space Station Theta-Zeus-AquariusThe Colbert ReportS2 E129
Tek Jansen is dispatched by Senator Depaaa to Space Station Theta-Zeus-Aquarius to rendezvous with the Hgbwian envoy, and now must park his space cruiser.
Green Screen - George LucasThe Colbert ReportS2 E129
Witness the groundbreaking meeting between Stephen and Jar Jar Binks!
Green Screen Challenge - The WinnerThe Colbert ReportS2 E129
Green Screen Challenge entries are graded according to 58 criteria including originality and poise. Can Bonnie R. post a perfect score to beat George L.'s near-perfect 39.9?
Intro - 10/11/06The Colbert ReportS2 E129
Google buys YouTube, a new Tek Jansen adventure is aired, and Stephen announces the winner of the Green Screen Challenge.
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