The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Human's Closest Relative
Season 14 • 08/05/2009
John Oliver talks to two professors who are at war over human's closest relative.
President Obama's Birthday ScamThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
The story of President Obama bowling on his birthday is full of more holes than a $30 hooker with a piercing fetish and a heroin habit.
Keep It Stupid, SimpleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Chuck Grassley muddles the King Arthur legend to prove his point on expensive health care reform.
Henry WaxmanThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Henry Waxman's goal of health care reform is simple, but the solutions turn it into a morbidly obese bill.
Interim PresidentsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
John Oliver proposes a series of famous interim presidents who will maintain intense popularity over a brief period of time.
Moment of Zen - Happy Birthday, Mr. PresidentThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
The hosts of "Morning Joe" sing "Happy Birthday" to President Obama.
William Jefferson AirplaneThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Bill Clinton frees two journalists from North Korea, but Fox News is convinced there's a cloud attached to the silver lining.
Moment of Zen - Ridiculous North Korea TripThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Dick Morris believes American journalists Laura Ling and Euna Lee should have lived with the consequences of their decision to go to North Korea.
Paul GiamattiThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Paul Giamatti has a soul the size of a garbanzo bean in his latest movie, "Cold Souls."
Daily/Colbert - Stephen Defends South CarolinaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
After watching Jon's South Carolina expose, Stephen has something to say on behalf of his home state.
Intro - Billions Served at McDonald'sThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
An audience member remembers meeting Jon at a McDonald's in Williamsburg, VA.
Human's Closest RelativeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
John Oliver meets two professors arguing over which monkey is man's closest relative.
Dara TorresThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Jon lets his stomach out once he learns that Olympic swimmer Dara Torres likes normal guys with one-packs.
White Men Can't Judge - Sotomayor ConfirmationThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Sonia Sotomayor is confirmed as America's newest Supreme Court justice, but John McCain doesn't think her excellent resume and inspiring life story qualifies her.
Intro - Seven-PackThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
If you combine Olympic medalist Dara Torres and Jon, they have a seven-pack between them.
Ahmadidn't WinThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Ayatollah Khomeini allows Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to be president, but no more with the kissing.
Carpy Die-umThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Anglers mourn the loss of Benson, a 64-pound carp that was the centerpiece of a Great Britain tradition.
Moment of Zen - Meghan McCain at Sturgis Motorcycle RallyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Meghan McCain shocks Gretchen Carlson from the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally.
Moment of Zen - George W. Bush Town Hall MeetingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Conservative Americans praise George W. Bush at town hall meetings in 2005.
Healther SkelterThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Enraged Americans use town hall meetings to voice their anger over the health care process, and Sarah Palin speaks out against Obama's plan to kill her baby.
Intro - Douglas Brinkley's New BookThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
They only made one copy of Douglas Brinkley's new book about Teddy Roosevelt.
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