The Colbert Report

Jason Amerine

Season 8 • 10/06/2011

Lieutenant Colonel Jason Amerine discusses leading an 11-man special forces team in Afghanistan.

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Black Star's Talib Kweli and Yasiin Bey (A.K.A. Mos Def) discuss their musical partnership and working outside the major record label structure.
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Stephen says goodnight and silently pays tribute to the late Steve Jobs with his iPhone.
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Sarah Palin bows out of the race the way our founding fathers intended: by having talk show host Mark Levin read a press release on his show.
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Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
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Intro - 10/6/11
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New developments emerge in the Colbert Super PAC saga, and Lieutenant Colonel Jason Amerine talks about his two tours of duty in Afghanistan.
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Tribute to Steve Jobs
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Stephen honors Steve Jobs with a montage of all the cool Apple products he got for free, and thanks Jobs for everything he did.
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Jason Amerine
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Lieutenant Colonel Jason Amerine talks about fighting alongside Hamid Karzai in the Afghanistan War and remembers the troops who lost their lives there.
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Colbert Super PAC Ad - Foul Balls
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Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow supports the NBA owners who make sure Americans don't have to watch hockey.
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The Word - Look Out for the Little Guy
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If people are willing to do a job, no matter how dangerous, pointless or dehumanizing, the government has no business stopping them.
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Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight to the audience.
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Occupy Wall Street Spreads
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The Occupy Wall Street protests break out of their fair trade, cage-free, biodegradable, free love sweat lodge and spread their anti-one-percent message worldwide.
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Stephen's pro-NBA-owner Super PAC ad is sure to bring the NBA lockout crisis to an end -- if ABC's Dallas affiliate, WFAA, ever airs it.
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Herman Cain is joking about the deadly, electrified U.S.-Mexico border fence -- unless Americans are into the idea, in which case he means it.
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Stephen tries to talk his iPhone 4S into writing the show.
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In honor of The Report's sixth anniversary, Stephen unveils his latest portrait, and New York's Chelsea Market exhibits behind-the-scenes photos from the show.
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