The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Item of the Week - US Magazine
Season 5 • 08/24/2000
Laura Bush's husband is not dumb -- no sir-ee.
Recap - 8/23/00The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon Stewart recaps today's top stories and previews tomorrow's show.
Headlines - Poll VaultThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
For the first time since the election race began, Al Gore seizes the lead in the polls.
Japanese Happy Robot Fun Time - Harp SealThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Japan's robust robotic pet market introduces the new robot harp seal.
Futurrhea - RobomowThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Robomow is programmed to adapt to your lawn's perimeter, avoid trees and automatically switch on just as your neighbors sit down for a quiet outdoor supper.
Survivor CelebritiesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Steve Carell believes it's not only appropriate, but crucial for the media to turn reality show contestants into celebrities.
Recap - 8/24/00The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon wraps up the day's news stories including the season finale of "Survivor," a Santa convention in Copenhagen and a new invention called Robomow.
Headlines - Nouveau RichThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Millions of Americans throw thousands of drunken parties to celebrate the death of friendship, trust and scruples.
Vincent D'OnofrioThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Vincent D'Onofrio tells Jon what he did with the throne he got from one of his movies.
Moment of Zen - Japanese SantaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
A Japanese man dressed as Santa Claus wishes everyone a Merry Christmas.
Other News - Living KringleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Copenhagen hosts an international Santa convention, the likes of which a world of now-heartbroken children have never seen.
Item of the Week - US MagazineThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Laura Bush tells US Magazine that her husband is smarter than he appears.
Moment of Zen - Bush is PoliteThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
President Bush has no problem calling New York Times journalists like he sees them.
Donal LogueThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Instead of listening, Jon's thinking of getting work as a game show host when he gets fired.
DebatesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Bush wants his podium to be "Homebase", while Gore wants to debate "Mexican Style."
Warped Factor 9The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Steve Carell addresses the great strides Klingons have made in assimilation.
This Just In - Casino EvilThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The millionaire mogul noted that Native American gambling establishments are among the most cost-effective because they use every party of the casino.
CommentThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
George W. Bush regrets that his comment about a New York Times reporter made it to the public air waves.
Corrections/Retractions/Apologies - ConventionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon confirms a couple of things: cookies and ass go together and Governor Bush was not sexually aroused by his presidential nomination.
Zodiac Buzz KillerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Stacey Grenrock-Woods explains that due to thousands of years of space recklessly expanding, astrology may be gravely flawed.
Headlines - Kofi's ChoiceThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
World leaders hold a summit at the United Nations, Steve Carell gives a traffic update on the Manhattan area and "Big Brother" offers a bribe to any contestant on the show.
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