The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

A Tale of Survival - Monitor Lizard Pt. 1

Season 3 • 03/15/1999

Vance DeGeneres investigates a monitor lizard on the loose.

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Moment of Zen - Twisted Feet
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An anonymous man is able to twist his legs all the way around.
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Recap - 3/15/99
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Jon recaps the day's events, including a snowstorm that somehow turns the Midwest whiter.
03/15/1999
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A Tale of Survival - Monitor Lizard Pt. 2
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Vance DeGeneres wraps up his tale of survival with a happy ending -- thanks to danger-seeker Charles Carpenter.
03/15/1999
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Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Best Actress
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Frank DeCaro likes Christina Ricci for the Best Actress award, even though she isn't nominated.
03/15/1999
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This Just In - Ton of Blubber
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Japan's deep tradition of respect for the whale only partially explains why they hunt the sea mammal into extinction.
03/15/1999
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Moment of Zen - Eating Bugs
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A man in another country starts eating some bugs.
03/15/1999
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Other News - The Old Man and the C-Cups
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Hugh Hefner starts dating the Bentley twins after overcoming a detached retina.
03/15/1999
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Peter Krause
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Peter Krause learns the ropes of puppet wagoneering in the beautiful suburb of Roseville, Minnesota.
03/15/1999
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Headlines - Raging Bullsh*t
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Evander Holyfield earns a draw against Lennox Lewis by pummeling his right hand with his face.
03/15/1999
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Headlines - Snow News Day
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West Virginia is devastated by a snowstorm and vows to install electricity.
03/15/1999
04:12

A Tale of Survival - Monitor Lizard Pt. 1
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A five-foot monitor lizard with a taste for Mary Kay representatives is loose in Florida, and Vance DeGeneres is there.
03/15/1999
03:07

Headlines - Flabby Road
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Nobody ever gets tired of hearing "Blue Suede Shoes" performed for twenty minutes by thirty people who didn't rehearse.
03/16/1999
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Moment of Zen - Tough Glass
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A man fires a gun at a Mercedes Benz to demonstrate the strength of its windows.
03/16/1999
01:03

This Just In - Up 'n' Dow
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Americans should wait to celebrate until the Dow hits 58,008 which upside down on a calculator spells "Boobs."
03/16/1999
03:40

Chain Smoke
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Lung huggers in Washington, D.C. want to prevent future generations from enjoying cigarettes.
03/16/1999
03:09

Al Up in That - Infomercials
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Al Greenwood, the bedspread king, decries the hokum and flimflammery of modern sales.
03/16/1999
03:39

Other News - The Phantom Menace
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Kiss loses front man Paul Stanley to the world of musical theatre, and Jon offers the remaining members a quick word of advice.
03/16/1999
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Chris Isaak
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Chris Isaak can do the headlines and give us facts about how to get things out of our clothes.
03/16/1999
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Moment of Zen - Crock of Gold
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A man on the street waves an Irish flag and wishes everyone a Happy St. Patrick's Day.
03/17/1999
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Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Best Picture
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Don't be surprised if someone thanks Adolf Hitler in their acceptance speech at this year's Oscars.
03/17/1999
02:32

Headlines - Paddy Meltdown
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St. Patrick's Day is not the day for a quiet conversation in a tavern with a white wine spritzer.
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